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“You don’t look like you’re dead...but you could put make up on for later” thanks @manderrrs14 #slocj
Elle "I wish I was a bird so I can fly....no, I wish I was a bird so I can poop on your face" #slocj
I know most people my age usually go out and see people, and have fun on weekends...but I just really love sleeping. #slocj
When you're in a big group with multiple conversations happening, and none of them are with you. And no one hears anything you say. #Slocj
Tall Boy:"I was gonna show but I don't really care if I smell around you." #JustOneOfTheGuys #slocj #youshouldstillshower
Field(7yr old)- "ugh Caiti you always ruin all the music when we listen to it."
Me- "😐...you know, I study music."
Field- "oh." #slocj
Me "Alison do you like my haircut??" Alison "I'm not a fan of short hair but you look nice" 😐 thank you? #slocj
....21 years old and I still get ID'd for an R rated movie 😐 #slocj #beenoldenoughforfiveyears #icouldhaveakid @jsmudzinski
The Fioriello household is a judgement free zone, as in feel free to judge whoever/whatever you want. #JudgeOutLoud #slocj
"Now that you're home, your life has to be on the calendar or I won't know where you are" -mom ...or you could call or ask 🙄 #slocj
*Goes to kick small pebble. Misses. Goes to kick bigger pebble. Misses.* Story of my life. #slocj
You know your life sucks when you don't even have people to drunk text/call. #INeedALife #slocj #WhereAreMySisters ?
And then my other butthead sis goes and takes all her friends out to get fries and I'm still drunk in the kitchen alone #slocj #youallsuck
Drunk in my kitchen by myself because cecelia didn't like her drink and left me here with the olives by myself. #slocj #thanksfornothinSIS
When you're finally 21 but no one in town is old enough to go out with you 😑 #SLOCJ
When you can't get the #mallomars back in the plastic it comes in so you eat all of them instead of letting them get stale in the box #slocj
That time Grandpa gave me my grandmas wedding band, it fit, and my mom goes "No Pressure 😉" #😐 #slocj #WhatIsMyLife
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