#SWASS - Twitter Hashtag

lbk @Klb25151711

4 days ago

Who wants some sweaty cock n balls #mansmells #swass #manscents

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Eva🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @EvaCCF

6 days ago

El aumento de la hiperactividad,el caracter y ya no hablemos de los impulsos. No es fácil que el cerebro no descanse.. Necesitamos ayuda,necesitamos investigación#POCS Punta Onda Continua durante el sueño,#Swass #epilepsia #EnfermedadesRaras @aneeas_pocs @sedenered @FEDER_ONG #RT

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🐢 BobbyTortoise @BobbyTortoise9

6 days ago

@3YearLetterman Yeah @TherealMix would never. Too #Swass.

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Marshall @Oilers4Evr

7 days ago

Worse in this heat is accidentally not paying attention and turning on the heated seats 🥵🥵🥵. #SWASS.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Eva🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @EvaCCF

8 days ago

Conoce la historia de Iskian..un niño con #POCS Ayúdanos a compartir 🙏🏻 necesitamos difundir,que se conozca el POCS, necesitamos investigación.. #EnfermedadesRaeas #ESES #SWASS @aneeas_pocs @fedeepilepsia @FEDER_ONG @SindromePOCS https://t.co/qSFsJeILvE

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Nicholaus Strong @FNUBaseballer

16 days ago

Crazy thing is some of my rich playas got ah shower in they back yard pool areaz and still won’t let me use dat⁉️ #Rebel #StinkLove #Swass

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Kody Wilson

@kodythewxguy

23 days ago

Good mernin and happy Wednesday you precious little roasted potatoes. 🥰 Speaking of roasted, we're gonna be in the upper 80s and low 90s today. Plenty of #Swoob, #Swass, #Swesticles and #Thelcro to go around. I know us peasants don't compare to the likes of Florida, Tucson, Mordor or an actual furnace. However, we are a mile in elevation, and up here, you're exposed to 20% more UV radiation. The sun tries to unalive you here. How ever much water you think you've guzzled, it's not enough you dehydrated camels. Anyhoodles, a tad bit of mid and high level moisture is creeping in from the southwest. With the hot temperatures, we'll see scattered hit or miss afternoon and evening showers. Maybe a few sparky booms. With the low dew point temperatures, a lot of this rain will evaporate before it hits the ground. This will create gusty winds, spicy cloud formations, and will wreak havoc on air travel. PSA, the only correct option for flying in and out of Colorado in the Spring and Summer is early in the mernin. You're welcome. 😎 Anyhoodles again, today's showers and storms will contain gusty winds and lightning. Those are the main risks. Also, the wildfire risk is elevated. I know we just had a great storm, but yeah we're still getting fires. Don't be a dumb dumb. Similar temperatures for Thursday although the far east and southeast plains will make a run through the 90s. #Gross #LeGagMe - the threat for gusty showers and a few storms continue into Thursday and will be mostly focused east of the Continental Divide along the Front Range, I-25 corridor, and eastern plains. Friday, mostly 80s. A few low 90s on the far east/southeast plains. A few showers and thunderstorms once again. Mostly focused across the southern half of Colorado and SW Kansas. I'll update accordingly as we get closer. The weekend: Similar temperatures, but Sunday is trending cooler ahead of a storm system that might make things a bit spicy for some of us in the form of showers, and thunderstorms. Some of which could be severe on the eastern plains if everything sets up right. The main storm system, depending on the track, may spread precipitation across the region on Monday with much cooler temperatures. Then, another possible storm after that for mid-week next week. So, moral of the story? It's kinda busy around here. I have my workies cut out for me. Be patient. Keep checking in. I'll keep you posted so there's no surprises! My recent response to a social gathering: "sorry I can't make it, I contracted mood poisoning. Must've been something I hate." 😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆🥴 I'll show myself out. Big thank you to Christopher Drake with Drake Law (A great Fort Collins based law firm assisting clients with weather related insurance claims), CottageCare (a well respected house cleaning service based in Denver), KCL Creations, LLC. Professional paintless dent removal (one of my great PDR sponsors), and to Colorado Auto Glass (my expert mobile glass and windshield repair experts). Thank you for sponsoring this update and for your support of my page. To learn more about these awesome local sponsors, visit https://t.co/csDDlvRYEJ K great thanks bye!

kodythewxguy's tweet photo. Good mernin and happy Wednesday you precious little roasted potatoes. 🥰

Speaking of roasted, we're gonna be in the upper 80s and low 90s today. Plenty of #Swoob, #Swass, #Swesticles and #Thelcro to go around.

I know us peasants don't compare to the likes of Florida, Tucson, Mordor or an actual furnace. However, we are a mile in elevation, and up here, you're exposed to 20% more UV radiation. The sun tries to unalive you here. How ever much water you think you've guzzled, it's not enough you dehydrated camels.

Anyhoodles, a tad bit of mid and high level moisture is creeping in from the southwest. With the hot temperatures, we'll see scattered hit or miss afternoon and evening showers. Maybe a few sparky booms. With the low dew point temperatures, a lot of this rain will evaporate before it hits the ground. This will create gusty winds, spicy cloud formations, and will wreak havoc on air travel.

PSA, the only correct option for flying in and out of Colorado in the Spring and Summer is early in the mernin. You're welcome. 😎

Anyhoodles again, today's showers and storms will contain gusty winds and lightning. Those are the main risks. Also, the wildfire risk is elevated. I know we just had a great storm, but yeah we're still getting fires. Don't be a dumb dumb.

Similar temperatures for Thursday although the far east and southeast plains will make a run through the 90s. #Gross #LeGagMe - the threat for gusty showers and a few storms continue into Thursday and will be mostly focused east of the Continental Divide along the Front Range, I-25 corridor, and eastern plains.

Friday, mostly 80s. A few low 90s on the far east/southeast plains. A few showers and thunderstorms once again. Mostly focused across the southern half of Colorado and SW Kansas. I'll update accordingly as we get closer.

The weekend: Similar temperatures, but Sunday is trending cooler ahead of a storm system that might make things a bit spicy for some of us in the form of showers, and thunderstorms. Some of which could be severe on the eastern plains if everything sets up right.

The main storm system, depending on the track, may spread precipitation across the region on Monday with much cooler temperatures. Then, another possible storm after that for mid-week next week.

So, moral of the story? It's kinda busy around here. I have my workies cut out for me. Be patient. Keep checking in. I'll keep you posted so there's no surprises!

My recent response to a social gathering: "sorry I can't make it, I contracted mood poisoning. Must've been something I hate." 😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆🥴

I'll show myself out.

Big thank you to Christopher Drake with Drake Law (A great Fort Collins based law firm assisting clients with weather related insurance claims), CottageCare (a well respected house cleaning service based in Denver), KCL Creations, LLC. Professional paintless dent removal (one of my great PDR sponsors), and to Colorado Auto Glass (my expert mobile glass and windshield repair experts).

Thank you for sponsoring this update and for your support of my page. To learn more about these awesome local sponsors, visit https://t.co/csDDlvRYEJ

K great thanks bye!

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Kody Wilson

@kodythewxguy

25 days ago

Good mernin and happy Monday you precious little chicken nuggets. Much warmer today. Widespread 80s. We will engage in light to moderate amounts of #Swoob #Swass #Swesticles #Swulva and #Thelcro If you don't know what these things are, ask a friend. May I suggest Gold Bond and Anti-Monkey butt powder. Anyhoodles, the wind won't be terribly blowy with no major fluctuations in barometric pressure, but we will have a front that will move through Tuesday morning. Maybe enough of a change to cause some discomfort. Just remember to hydrate you dehydrated little camels. A front will blast through Tuesday morning. That will cool us back off into the 70s for Tuesday unless you're in far southern Colorado or SW Kansas where you'll climb well into the 80s and low 90s again. Wednesday - Widespread 80s and low 90s. A little mid and high level moisture will creep in from the south. Enough to spark widely scattered showers favoring the mountains with some spicy cloud formations and perhaps some gusty winds. I don't imagine these will be big rain producers. Thursday will likely be the hottest day of the week. Widespread 90s. #LeGagMe I will keep a chance of showers and thunderstorms in my forecast across the region going beyond Wednesday and into the upcoming weekend for each afternoon and evening. Obviously the drama is in the details, and once I have a clearer picture on this weather pattern evolving for the second half of the week and going into the weekend, I'll pass the deets along. Stay tuned. My Dad was born a conjoined twin, but he was separated at birth. So basically I have an uncle, once removed. 😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆 I'll throw myself out k great thanks bye.

kodythewxguy's tweet photo. Good mernin and happy Monday you precious little chicken nuggets.

Much warmer today. Widespread 80s. We will engage in light to moderate amounts of #Swoob #Swass #Swesticles #Swulva and #Thelcro

If you don't know what these things are, ask a friend.

May I suggest Gold Bond and Anti-Monkey butt powder.

Anyhoodles, the wind won't be terribly blowy with no major fluctuations in barometric pressure, but we will have a front that will move through Tuesday morning. Maybe enough of a change to cause some discomfort. Just remember to hydrate you dehydrated little camels.

A front will blast through Tuesday morning. That will cool us back off into the 70s for Tuesday unless you're in far southern Colorado or SW Kansas where you'll climb well into the 80s and low 90s again.

Wednesday - Widespread 80s and low 90s. A little mid and high level moisture will creep in from the south. Enough to spark widely scattered showers favoring the mountains with some spicy cloud formations and perhaps some gusty winds. I don't imagine these will be big rain producers.

Thursday will likely be the hottest day of the week. Widespread 90s. #LeGagMe

I will keep a chance of showers and thunderstorms in my forecast across the region going beyond Wednesday and into the upcoming weekend for each afternoon and evening.

Obviously the drama is in the details, and once I have a clearer picture on this weather pattern evolving for the second half of the week and going into the weekend, I'll pass the deets along.

Stay tuned.

My Dad was born a conjoined twin, but he was separated at birth. So basically I have an uncle, once removed. 😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆🥴🤣😆

I'll throw myself out k great thanks bye.

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CHAMPAIGN HODL 👑 🥇

@0ld_AF

about 1 month ago

@ProHoops @OtegaOweh @HFH_NBA @KB_radbury Someone get him a 2nd pair of shorts to change into #swass

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Matt Staffurd @staffurd30701

about 1 month ago

I love how when god designed me he made sure to slap every sweat gland in my ass cheeks and make them so active. At least I’m white #swass #ThatAintPooItsSweat

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PINETREE 1 @Westownoriginal

about 1 month ago

@djmarkfarina I was listening to #swass back then, man hip hop back then was so freaking good, before his big butt track went crazy I was on his “ square dance rap, buttermilk biscuits”,

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Uncle Darwin “SchmuckSauce” Muhammad @SchmuckSauce

about 1 month ago

Losing weight is gay. So you’re telling me I can’t go get 3 crunchwrap supremes and a large baja blast and get a 6 pack? What the fuck is that about? #GreySweatpants #Swass

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John “Hockey” Hynes @HockeyHyne58423

about 1 month ago

Man I can’t wait until I’m a scratch golfer in my late 30’s Me, @JaronDigJR, @THEreggiedawson, and @WithacKevinJR are in Scotland playing the St. Andrew’s course and Reggie walks off the 13th tee in defeat #Swass #GoodTimes #WeMove

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