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#SaidNoManEver while holding a vacuum.
Crying!!
@bjportraits I want to break free.
@bjportraits He became aroused while vacuuming? Wait, what?๐ณ
"I just love it when project requirements and deadlines keep changing," - said no project manager ever!
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When I was young boy I had a dream. My dream was to play in women sports, break records and dominate them all. #saidnomanever
I really enjoy my Saturdays because my wife makes me do housework.
#SaidNoManEver
Yet here I am doing housework. My first task on Saturdays is to dust off everything.
I always laugh at people with dusty computer screens and TV screens.
Dust much?
@Deaurin Gelukkig wassen alle mannen hun handen nadat ze naar de wc zijn geweest, dus hij had vast schone handen #SaidNoManEver
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I've been thinking about what we should buy your mother for Christmas.
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@FemmeLoves @artemisthrace I very much doubt it was the men who complained...
PE Teacher: I'm finding it very distracting teaching PE to little girls when they wear tight clothing. #saidnomanever
Head: Oh that's terrible for you, I'll tell them to cover up because it's the girls who are at fault #pooryou
Sister, We hear you have been going down to the leper colony, teaching the men there the Gospel of John. Please stop it. #saidnomanever
every time I look at my business equipment/investments, I canโt help but think...
damn I shouldโve bought a 20 wall & a cuban link ๐๐
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What man accused of sexual improprieties ever comes forward and says, โyes, I did indeed harass, molest, or rape that women"?!! #saidnomanever #StopKanavaugh #DrChristineBlaseyFord
I wish the Brownlow coverage was more red carpet and less of the actual count #saidnomanever #brownlow #brownlowLive #BrownlowMedal
@realfyonaryder OMG ๐๐ฅ๐ฅโค๏ธ I don't think that a man exists that would ACTUALLY tell you "nah baby, damn, you fine as fuck, but I'm NOT dumping copious amounts of my royal baby batter in your mind blowing pussy" #saidnomanever #shitniggasdontsay
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