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$PLTR #Palantir
Why I stop checking my feed
Why I say "I have no thoughts" when others ask me about my opinion on some post on X
Why sometimes I get angry when people aren't making any sense on red days

ET tu, Brutus?😉
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When you derive the spirit of confidence after gulping some spirit.
Cheers to the man who made this request to a visionary running a healthcare company!
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This email makes me think someone might have hit "send" after a few too many drinks! 🍻
Running a liquor shop in Kolkata, need 2cr to enhance business. Will meet personally. Attachment: liquor license.
The "Spirit" of entrepreneurship has reached a new HIGH!

Gym is the only place where customers work harder than employees 😂😂😂
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Just because I'm Catholic doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humour

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Always make time for a giggle, it's what makes the world go around 😀😀😊
Perception is everything

Good morning! It’s already been “one of those days” but I won’t miss my morning workout and I’m so thankful for those people in my life who support me and make me smile. Don’t give up! Happy Saturday all. #SaturdayHumour #girlswholift #fitlife
The new definition of “Satyagraha” by his highness the most learned man in the Solar System, the one & only PAPPU 😂😂😂😂😂
#SaturdayHumour 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Like shut the flock up and let me think bruv😤… y’all have that ex?😆
#justjokes #ReelsOnX #SaturdayHumour
The funniest hash tag has been made to trend: #RahulGandhiNextPmOfIndia
😂😂😂
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
What a wild idea to trend!! Perfect for #SaturdayHumour
I tend to be number 4 ... not always a good thing... 🤣...
#GarryLarson #PersonalityTypes #SaturdayHumour

#SATURDAYHUMOUR
I WOKE UP TODAY AND FOUND OUT THAT KWANKWASO ONLY WON ONE STATE OUT OF 36 STATES AND FCT!!!
I AM STILL FLABBERGASTED!!
NO POLITICAL WEIGHT AT ALL!!!!!!!
BIRD FEATHER EVEN GET WEIGHT PASS AM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Self proclaimed "Jesus Christ" of Kenya claims his life is in danger after a section of residents said he must be crucified during Easter the same way Jesus was crucified. The residents have said he will resurrect on the third day. He has reported the matter to the police.

Incredible solution idea to our energy efficiency needs offered here. Might gain the interest of the RSPCA though!? 😂🤷♂️ #SaturdayHumour
@richardlpbtn @kenbone44 @montyrakusen @DeegeSolar Rabbits, 50 rabbits kept in the underfloor void create enough body heat to warm a 3 bed Victorian semi at -2 degrees outside. Inputs are hay and carrots, outputs are manure that can be collected by the council. Climate solutions are everywhere.
@PeelPolice @OfficerKhatra What a perfect name for a police officer. If you know you know😁🌞😀#khatraforcriminals #bewareoffenders #saturdayhumour

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