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if I had a dollar for every time I had to chart “cleaned and applied a band aid to the affected area,” I wouldn’t need a job.
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For the first time in 20 years I’m afraid to start school. The fear of the unknown is killing me 👩🏻⚕️😔. #schoolnurseproblems
I'm missing them 😭. I've texted several parents to check on them. #schoolnurseproblems👩🏽⚕️ #icepacks #bandaids #lice #hearingandvisionscreening #reports #meds #diabetes #headaches #tummyaches #earaches… https://t.co/mkWhtBufbE
When you go to get your tyre repaired, you open your boot to get the spare out and are greeted by excessive amounts of sexual health advice leaflets...that’s when you know you’re a school nurse! #schoolnurseproblems 🤣🙈
Hazards of being a pediatric nurse: getting coughed on.... Thanks, #ThomasDownes! I’m probably going to end up sick again. #ItNeverFails #SchoolNurseProblems #RDR2reference #NoTBforMe
I feel like the kids at school that say “tums don’t work for me” are the equivalent to the adults in the ER that say “the only thing that works for me is dilaudid.” #SchoolNurseProblems #NurseProblems
Why does my office smell like soggy rice crispies??? #schoolnurseproblems
@OCTKnudson The best part?!?
Nurse Pass: “He’s stuck and I can’t undo it.” #schoolnurseproblems #CountdowntoChristmasbreak
I'd feel better if I could Lysol the whole world!! #schoolnurseproblems
I'd feel much safer if I could Scotch Guard the whole world.
I nearly died in my office with that smell! #schoolnurseproblems
...when you have to get out the magnifying glass to put in shot records. #schoolnurseproblems #OCT4U
For a school that charges $40,000 per kid you would think the Nurse would have a more comfortable computer chair ... #schoolnurseproblems
1st Grader: What do you mean you're not married yet?
Me: ..... No seriously how did my mom get to you?! #schoolnurseproblems
@Angel0315 @mr_TyMiller Home sick today.... Was up all night. BUT I'm feeling a bit better albeit tired this morning. #schoolnurseproblems #cootieseverywhere
Drinking my apple cider vinegar 😐 hoping I don't get the #flu or #strep that all these kids have at school right now 😩#schoolnurseproblems
When your director just starts rambling bs to keep u at staff development til 12:00 on the dot #schoolnurseproblems
11 kinder kids in my office in 1 hour! 11 kinder plus my usual kids & others. One of the reasons I am so DONE. #schoolnurseproblems
There was a box in the way in my mums car so I asked what it was and she went "it's either a breast or some testicles"
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What's that saying? What can go wrong will go wrong? Yes, that's my day today. #schoolnurseproblems
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