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Did you hear the one about the scientist who was reading a book about helium?
He couldn't put it down.
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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
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An electron came into a bar and sat down at a bar stool. It started complaining about being around all the other electrons, and how much it didn't like being an electron. What did the bartender say?
"Gee, electron, why are you always so NEGATIVE??"
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a soda. The bartender says to it, "For you, no charge!"
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies βFor you, no chargeβ.
#sciencejokeoftheday If the Silver Surfer and IronMan team up, they would be alloys! π€£π€£π€£
#sciencejokeoftheday Why is electricity so dangerous?
Because it doesnβt know how to conduct itself!
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I was reading a book on anti- gravity. I found it really hard to put down.
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Hey what did the dipole say to other dipole? "Hey do you have a moment?" π #sciencejokeoftheday
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A group of protestors in front of a physics lab:
"What do we want?"
"Time travel"
"When do we want it?"
"Irrelevant"
Hey who dropped the base #sciencejokeoftheday
I don't trust atoms.... They make up everything #ScienceJokeOfTheDay
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