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Was judging someone at the gym and then I hit my head against a machine because I wasn't looking where I was goingπ
Oh man I ate waaay too much. Iβm going to be violently ill. #oops #bloated #CantBreathe #BadIdea #ServesMeRight
Yikes. I ate waaay too much Thai food and now I think Iβm going to explode. #pig #bloated #CantBreathe #BadIdea #ServesMeRight
Yikes. I ate waaay too much Thai food and now I think Iβm going to explode. #pig #bloated #CantBreathe #BadIdea #ServesMeRight
1st year of high school I tap into a rich seam of passable poetry & short stories courtesy of the Peoples Friend at Grandmas. Submit one every now and then as my own work. End of year sees me claiming my prize on stage of several nice books ... and this shit show! #servesmeright
@BillyVacant I now have arthritis in my tweeting finger.
#ServesMeRight
Hello jet lag, thanks for popping in
#ServesMeRight
Me: My stomach is uncomfortable today, wonder why?
Also me: scoffed a Chinese, a glass of wine and a Toblerone cheesecake last night. π¬ #Mystery #ServesMeRight
. @HeyMum3βs clam chouder just scalded my tongue. Thatβll teach me to hoe into soup straight out of the pot. Absolutely delicious soup though. Clams, bacon, potatoes, carrots, corn, herbs and onions. And cheesy garlic bread. #yum #TooHot #Ouch #ServesMeRight
on the train, went to the opposite end of the carriage to the kid having a meltdown about his scooter. Sat next to the oversharing on the phone man. #servesmeright
What happens when you leave Tetrick off your early double ticket? He promptly wins the first two races on the card π¬ #ServesMeRight #ThatShouldTeachYou
Overdid it on the curry paste for a Thai red curry last night! Had heartburn all night. Made it to work and canβt even manage a cuppa without feeling sick. #servesmeright #wasstillbloodygoodthough π
Note to future self: don't blog about refereeing, it gives a lot of journal editors and tenure committees bad ideas.
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Why did I promise the kids I'd take them to a Christmas tree farm tomorrow? It's chucking it down, we have a weather warning in place, but they are holding me to my word π #storm #StormArwen #wind #rain #servesmeright
Laduree has finally opened its doors in Khan Market and they charge as much for the empty box as they do for 2 macarons. Which is a lot of money.
I am horrified and impressed in equal measure.
#PSA #ServesMeRight #BringYourOwnBox
A dark, shaded corner of our garden that's been hidden for years due to neglect got tidied up today... after removing the rotting, maggoted corpse of a rat.... π₯΄π
#Gardening #ServesMeRight #LoveWhereYouLive #365DaysWild
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