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Me: 🎵Rosalita🎶 This is Bruce Springsteen. Mama likes this singer.
#Sevzilla🦖: I know Bruce Springsteen! He helped write Because the Night with Patti Smith.
Not bad for a kid born in the late 20-teens.
“It kinda happens when you’re a baby, but once you’re bigger you can decide if you wanna be a boy or a girl. Or neither.” - my 5yo #Sevzilla🦖 w a hot take on gender
7yo friend of #Sevzilla🦖: You're so old, when you were a kid it was probably 1993!"
Me: Yeah. It was. I’m definitely that old.
7yo: DANG! <splashes kiddie pool in disbelief>
My child is explaining a game where we, her parents, hunt her for food. It’s called “Prey.” It could be called “Pray” tho? I can’t be sure. #Sevzilla🦖
#Sevzilla🦖: How are noodles made?
Me: When two pastas love each other very much…
Totally get how all parents think their kid is a genius. #Sevzilla🦖 age 4 read the phrase “slightly different” as part of a a larger passage on produce and I’m phoning Mensa now.
4yo #Sevzilla🦖: Gaga. Mama. I’m a baby. Gaga.
Everyone who’d ever met baby Zilla: That’s not what you sounded like as a baby. You were full of rage. 😡🥔
Sevzilla, 4yo: Why was my nightlight turning off?
T: I don’t know. It was being silly.
#Sevzilla🦖: It was probably thinking, “this kid likes the dark.”
😂😂😂
Zilla: Ja? Why haven’t the Hurricanes scored any goals yet?
Ja: <oblivious to question>
Me: They’ve been trying! They just haven’t been successful yet.
#Sevzilla🦖: I WASN’T ASKING YOU, MOM.
#NHLPlayoffs
#Sevzilla🦖: Is this women?
T: No this is all men. Women do play hockey though.
Zilla: WHY? Where are the women?! #NHLPlayoffs
Only child #Sevzilla🦖, age 4: How could you have another baby, when you already have one kid?
Me: Don’t know. Wouldn’t know how to start.
Me: When I have a baby I’m just gonna truck it around doing normal stuff. Probably gonna coach sports with the baby, travel with the baby, brunch with the baby, whatevs.
The baby: THE HELL YOU WILL #Sevzilla🦖
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