#ShimpBeLike - Twitter Hashtag

Shimp Be Like @ShimpBeLike

over 9 years ago

Have you ever wondered, "What would #ShimpBeLike if he was a teenager?", well, here you go. https://t.co/4n0N7oaUOH

chlo🌱 @oldirtyfuckaroo

over 9 years ago

he matches his drink and shirt everyday

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almost 10 years ago

"Let's run it!" "Where from?" #ShimpBeLike "I don't know"

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almost 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "Yeah, tomales are real good once you figure out you're not supposed to eat the corn husk!"

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "If they tell you to be quite, they're trying to help you. I always had someone assigned to keep me quite backstage!"

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike *someone tells him the time* "Thank you Big Ben"

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "If you're going to break into a room, let me know first, so I can do it for you!"

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike *wants to win so bad he bids four times, and out-bids himself at the end*

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike *is adorable*

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike *stirs coffee with a screwdriver*

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over 10 years ago

"Hey Shimp, are you a hoe?" #ShimpBeLike "Am I a hoe? Well, in MY mind I am!"

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "Does anyone ride the 4 o'clock late bus? Because if you do, I think you need to run backwards."

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "If you break in, you can take the TV, BUT DON'T TOUCH MY SHOES"

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over 10 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "That's my rapper name! J Piddy D!"

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over 10 years ago

*doing choreography* #ShimpBeLike "Well, it looked cool in my toaster, but we'll see."

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almost 11 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "I'm more of a woman than you'll ever be, and more of a man than you'll ever get."

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almost 11 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "That was my audition for Dance Bravo. I hope I'm considered for the squad. I'm a hard-worker!"

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almost 11 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "Okay, I'll stop. Okay, I'm done. What can I do now?"

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almost 11 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "Well, she gets laid (lei'd) a lot, so wouldn't she be Hawaiian?"

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almost 11 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "No, but I do like her, though. Ooh, she's coming up. Watch her come up as the ORIGINAL DIRECTION!"

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almost 11 years ago

#ShimpBeLike "No offense, but he looks like he should!"

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