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"now if you're Jamaican, this is definately not authenticate. I'm just using your beautiful blah blah"
As in... That's all it takes enuh.
A disclaimer, some credit, a little aside.
Dumb stupid fucks like Pete Evans in Australia needs to learn this. #ShitChef #AmingOtherThings
Jerk Chicken MAC N CHEESE 😭
Tonight’s Sunday tea another Cranston’s steak and loweswater ale pie this time not burnt but I did manage to boil dry the veg and burn the pan the veg now has a hint of burnt metal taste Any suggestions on how to remove burn from pans would be most welcome #shitchef #uselessbloke
@michelrouxjr @TomKitchin @willcarling Michel Roux Jr, daddy’s boy. Entitled blowhole. You’re a cook on the back of your father’s fame, you talentless prig. Your cooking is bland, unimaginative & tastes of dog urine. You pathetic excuse for a man. Here’s a cooking suggestion, why not go and boil your head! #shitchef
New Column! Ok I can’t cook! I’m the official #shitchef - but I love good food - yes it makes me happy! However I can’t stand for advice that isn’t evidence based when it comes to all… https://t.co/ZpVPzZVzTs
I’m a really organised, mildly OCD woman. Since living alone my organisation is horrific. Dinner guest tonight and the chicken is still frozen, balls. The chicken is now on the patio table in the 🌞be ok won’t it? #shitchef #willerdie #poopoobumrisk 🤣🤷♀️
The only thing that is consistent is that there is no consistency....... #fedup #fallingondeafears #shitchef
As if I found three roast potatoes at the back of the oven from Christmas dinner 😩 #shitchef
@Misskellieblair are you implying something? and the answer is negative, broccolini + asparagus are always the go take it from a #shitchef
@Misskellieblair i tried throwing together a ‘vegan’ meal last night hummus/avo/stewed apple/bean shoots! #shitchef
Screwed up making hot dogs. How can this be we ask ourselves? #shitchef
Finally cooled down now... never making eggs again, they no how to boil my blood #cookingpun #fuckingeggs #eggonmyface #eggy #shitchef 🍳
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