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My girlfriend says she's leaving because I keep writing letters to myself.
Dear me..
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The urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is always just a whim away
a whim away a whim away..
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Her boobs light my mood up, she is my areola borealis
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Playing scrabble with Midge Ure but these letters mean nothing to me.
O,V,N,R.
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I'm so excited about this evenings French lesson that I've just let out a little oui.
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I've probably got 3 decent Motown puns in me.
Four tops..
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I brought some lettuce off The Momma's & The Pappa's but all the leaves are brown..
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I went to that new Mary Poppins themed restaurant.
Super cauliflower cheese, the lobster was atrocious.
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I'm not so excited - The Disappointer Sisters.
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@PostViralRepost @Akademiks @DailyLoud @raphousetv2 @DaveChappelle Gee Dave what happened to your no phone policy? Y use a decent young dead man for a joke? Let’s hope those cigs you smoke I shouldn’t say this- give you cancer- well at least empazyma! #shitmove #shitjoke!
Incontinence Club tonight at 6pm.
If you can make it give me a tinkle.
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The inventor of velcro has passed away.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.
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Adam & The Ants Sheet music for sale.
I'll even throw in a free stand & deliver.
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Midwife for sale.
Can deliver.
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Yet another victim has been found murdered wearing a plain white tee shirt.
Police say they can't find any sign of a Motif.
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Want to know how heavy a chilli pepper is?🌶
Just give it a weigh give it a weigh give it a weigh now
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My first day as a private investigator & I've been hired to find a missing snail.
I've tracked him down to the fridge, but thats where the trail's gone cold.
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Hogwarts sale now on.
Everything's a quid each.
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My mums sister is stuck in a revolving door.
Oh my giddy aunt.
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I've been fired from the world dermatology championships for spot fixing.
They've handed me my E45.
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