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I’ve just been joined in the garden by his Lordship who’s cast a critical eye over the freshly cut lawn. 👀
In typical Ralph fashion, he’s shown his appreciation by laying a fresh dog egg in the middle of it. 💩🙄
#ShitMachine
Every. Bloody. Time! 😏
I’ve just finished mowing the lawn.
Lord Ralphington has arrived to show his appreciation. 💩💩
Give me strength! 🙄
#ShitMachine
It’s been a glorious day here today, so I decided to give the lawn its first cut of the year.
And how did Lord Ralphington show his gratitude?
By waiting for me to finish before laying a bloody big dog egg in the middle of the lawn! 💩
Honestly. 🙄
#ShitMachine
I’d just finished mowing the rear lawn and was tidying the front garden.
I went back for something and this galoot had left a large dog egg 💩 in the middle of the freshly mowed lawn.
This is how I found him.
And not one f**k was given. 🙄
#ReacueRalph.
#ShitMachine
@magsx93 @cz_binance @BloFin_Official @FARTBOY_CTO Good name for a dog #fartboy
It’s better than #shitmachine
@SecolodItalia1 Di nuovo manifestate il vostro squallido livello da giornaletto #shitmachine, ma stavolta la sparate sulla #Ceccardi
@meakinjim He’d eat the arse end of a rhino - always extra interesting in that , along with the face of an angel and brain of a gnat, he’s got the digestive system of a lactose intolerant, gluten free, vegan ballerina with IBS #shitmachine 🤦🏼♀️
"Lucky" Zackly and his Pandora's Shit Machine
#DariusZackly #ArminArlert #MikasaAckerman #ShitMachine #AttackOnTitan #AttackonTitanFinalSeason #ShingekiNoKyojin #ShingekiNoKyojinfinalseason #進撃の巨人 #進撃の巨人TheFinalSeason #AoTSeason4NHK #AOTS4 #aot #SNK
I would love to be tied up by a dom like this😍I wonder if there is a Shit machine made like this? #aot #shitmachine #scatslave #ScatQueen #scatvideos #scatgoddess #scatmistress
Another twisty splitarse in the family new baby & great niece aye oldest niece had a #sprog #barfbucket #shitmachine @ Wylam https://t.co/pe1f8SyvTQ
.@alicehasters War doch wirklich eine Superwerbeaktion von #Nuhr|s #Shitmachine ? Mal gespannt, wann die @ARDde den geheimen Deal mit ihm begreift.
@Sebasti36410785 @D_Sosnierz Go somewhere out of EU then, and take this #shitmachine with you, will you? You can spend whole days then fulfilling your idol...
@SteveJQuinton What a kind and lovely gesture, enriched sizely by the lack of a domesticated carnivorous mammal that typically has a long snout, an acute sense of smell, non-retractable claws, and a barking, howling, or whining voice...and smell. #shitmachine
Getting a puppy always sounds like the best idea until you spend 6 hours making your back yard shit free after the spring melt, and then 36 hours later there’s already 5 fresh new piles. 💩 🤦♀️ #shitmachine
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