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“She shits up her back but I love her.” #ShitNursesSay
“I hate the fluid filled ones”
“Do you mean the jelly filled ones?”
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“but I noticed his butthole is bigger than normal” #shitnursessay
“I was such a hoe in the 5th grade”
Uhhh...... #ShitNursesSay
#shitnursessay “oh shit he gon’ die”
“Well, she didn’t bite me so that’s an improvement!!!” #shitnursessay
“I’m gonna go cry in the med room now” #shitnursessay
"why do we work with a bunch of idiots?" #shitnursessay
@NurseKristenBSN Ha ha ha #shitnursessay
My friend just said "I threw my thong at my ex fiancé's face" #shitnursessay
There are only 2 professions where the phrase "Hold still, I have to clean your balls" is acceptable: Hookers & nurses.
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"We got to the bar before shift change" #shitnursessay
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