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@HarbTownFC @hfmnews @HarbMail @NonLeaguePaper @1AustinMitch ask him about when he won gladiators, twice!!! #shityounot
@ianbhood In fairness, I am prone to sending out birthday cards to my ever-diminishing band of fellow world travellers with the following bon mot...
"May your toilet always be filled with a resplendent plethora of giant eupeptic turds." #ShitYouNot
Tô add tô the surreality of the day: while insurrectionists storm Presidency, Congress & Supreme Court buildings in Brasília, Brazil’s four main networks are currently showing: Avengers, what a musician wears in shows, master chef & what a musician does on a cruise. #shityounot
Moments after this photo was taken, #DirtyBenny jumped up and started dancing the Macarena #ShitYouNot 😂😂😂
@keithgraham @BillingMartin Unless for PFHP and the GP stuck it in the back of the heel.....twice.....#shityounot. Will ask permission to share the 'dent'.
Ik krijg een mail van #123inkt of alles naar tevredenheid is verlopen met de bestelling.
Antwoord: ik heb de bestelling nog niet ontvangen.
Antwoord 123inkt:
#shityounot #echtslecht
The same party who has a jailer who calls black folks “nigger”, legislators who say “Jew them down”, & who have members & candidates who have been credibly accused of spousal abuse, decided that they couldn’t help themselves but to side with hate & cruelty once again.#shityounot
Ordered Chinese across the street from the explosion, they called to cancel our order......it was for pick up! #ShitYouNot
I hear no injuries #ThankGod
Emergency crews are responding to reports of an explosion at the four corners in Wheatley.
One web gem deserves another @abby_wyckoff makes the grab of a foul ball in the 8th inning! #ShitYouNot #Unreal
For my last visit it literally took 20 mins from the start time of my appointment until I was in the chair & the stylist was ready to cut! #shityounot
Did ScoMo really say you can only go to the hairdresser for 30 mins?? That means only men can get haircuts and us ladies will go without... I mean, just say men can get haircuts, and women can’t #mayaswell
Australia right now:
"Hey hun, can you move the toilet paper so I can put the toilet paper just above where I've put the toilet paper? Need to make room for all this extra toilet paper" 🚽
#Staggering #shityounot
Wrote some great scenes last night. The book is coming together. Character voices are bright in my head. This second draft looks so different from the first two drafts. It's only taken 500k worth of words. #ShitYouNot #WritingCommunity #DevelopmentYear #NeedAnAgent
This is a huge deal to me, to finish reading a book. It's been so very long. Thanks for the book, @amandapalmer. Tell @neilhimself I said hello. And if you ever need a chaplain on tour, I'm game. I just need food and a place to crash. #shityounot #ArtofAsking
Watching my 600 pound life, she had four kids by the time she was 28 🤯 and met her man while she was on a stretcher in the ER. #shityounot
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