#ShittyMorning - Twitter Hashtag

about 2 years ago

Early bird gets the worm they say. All I got this morning was someone shitting on the side of the road. There must be some kind of disconnect. #shittymorning #ideservebetter

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Bruce @Nojo13

about 3 years ago

Hey @quietriot I was having a #shittymorning and then this little dittie hit the airwaves. Next thing I know toes were tapping and I was in full #airdrumsmode singing at the top of my lungs in the car. #goodday

Nojo13's tweet photo. Hey @quietriot I was having a #shittymorning and then this little dittie hit the airwaves. Next thing I know toes were tapping and I was in full #airdrumsmode singing at the top of my lungs in the car. #goodday https://t.co/te77BPjgk9

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🩷 MakiHyena lost in Thedas 🩷 @MakiHyena

about 3 years ago

To calm down, today I will ONLY draw Uzerin, and calculating that I spend a lot of time drawing because I erase everything every 5 minutes, I better get going. #shittymorning

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nerd mommy (🏥) @mommyisanerd2

about 4 years ago

Um 5 Uhr morgens Theater. Riesentheater. Um 5 Uhr morgens begleite ich hier gar nix. Um 5 Uhr morgens sage ich: ,dann bleib halt auf dem Boden liegen.‘ und gehe zurück zum Baby ins Bett. #honestparenting #shittymorning

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Kate Alyssa Caton @katealyssacaton

about 4 years ago

Almost 2 hrs na extraction ng fecaloma Literally a #shittymorning 💩😂😂

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Mike Saunders @Outlawlike_me

over 4 years ago

Had a traumatic experience at @RBC this morning. I think we could agree it’s fair, to settle outside of court for my pain and suffering we can just call it all square on what’s outstanding on my mortgage. #ShittyMorning

Outlawlike_me's tweet photo. Had a traumatic experience at @RBC this morning. I think we could agree it’s fair, to settle outside of court for my pain and suffering we can just call it all square on what’s outstanding on my mortgage. #ShittyMorning https://t.co/73kmqSHj6a

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JUST A NIGGA FROM EA @neverwifehoez

over 5 years ago

My Gf said I’m not shit with me having to take a shit #shittymorning

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Big Tee 🥴 @Adidas_Fan96

almost 6 years ago

I would just like to inform everybody this outfit never made it out the house 🤦🏾‍♂️ #ShittyMorning💩

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Lies Verlinden *NIET MINISTER JUSTITIE* @LiesVerlindenVL

about 6 years ago

Afgelopen nacht: Prison Break Puppy Edition, part II. Nog niet half zo schattig als het klinkt 😮🙄🙄😪 #shittymorning

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Vlad Leshinsky 🇮🇱 @holy_lander

over 6 years ago

Iranian funerals create more funerals #shittymorning

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بیلا بانو @charsi_no_804

almost 7 years ago

When all you want is a cup of tea , No food , no people #shittymorning

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🌎 @TheSabber

almost 7 years ago

Patiently waiting for the lord’s whisper to completely resuscitate me from my slumber but the rumbling in my stomach did not make that an easy task. Unfortunately, I can not thank the lord for waking me up today but I can thank my bowels for a lovely morning deuce #shittymorning

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💒 Reverend Pickle 💒 @TheIrishPickle

over 7 years ago

Some little asshole decided to do doughnuts in the offsite leech Field. So guess who spent their morning trudging through acres of shit and mud to assess the damage? Best part, dumbass lives on the next street over. Not very smart, douchebag. #shittymorning #whytho