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I have a winner in the #shittyparent contest for eternity. At the grocery store, in front of me is mom, about 8 months pregnant, dad, and a little boy about a year old. All the choices on the belt were good: baby cereal, pressed baby food etc. Dad is holding a bottle of sparkling wine to ring sep.
EBT card is empty after a couple of tries. I was going to pick it up for them, including the wine.
Nope. Didn't get a chance. Dad motions to take all the food off the belt and ring up the wine, hands the cashier a $20.
Another awesome decision in the cavalcade of stupid.
And to think, I was going to help. Maybe next time.
Right... #alienation is #childabuse #shittyparent
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Go fuck yourself.
Also, if you don't hold your kid's hand so she can't run into traffic, you should be stripped of your parental rights. #ShittyParent
@rx0rcist I know people with peanut allergies and my cousin has a child with a severe peanut allergy, they avoid stores and locations that have peanuts on site. There is always a risk #shittyParent #iCallBullshit
@Eric_Schmitt Don't call yourself pro-life if you are willing to put kids lives at stake. #notprolife #procovid #moron #goingtogetsued #shittyparent
@AmyMcGrathKY Now dear, our son told his friends to burn down our house, endangering all our lives and killing the dog. You punishing him for that would not show unity. #shittyparent
When in one FB post you go on about how sad you are about your childโs addiction & in the next post youโre plastered and holding up drinks with your BF du jour. #shittyparent
Jenelle is obsessed with weed... any one shocked? She looks so stoned too.
@calphonso This piece was validating for me as a parent who dropped home schooling. But parents doing origami, baking, other creative shit with their kids, I donโt have time for that either. My kids are on screen. So yeah #shittyparent continues!
@BetaODork Hey @JoeBiden so nobody understood #Obamacare but you rolled the shit out anyway? Are you fucking serious? What a POS you are, for pushing bullshit like that. Terrible fucking parent, and even worse politician. #CokeHeadSon #FailedNavy #ShittyParent
This shit disgusts me. This chick uses her kid as a means to sell her shitty #mlm. You're an awful parent to exploit your kid like this. I seriously hope you choke on your fucking keto coffee. #shittyparent #antimlm #pyramidscheme
@CryptoGainz1 Damn that's a tough choice.
Ah well, Gaylord1, Gaylord2 and Gaylord3 it is then!
#shittyparent
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