#Shortarse - Twitter Hashtag

Gav 🏆 @WHLGav

1 day ago

What are Coventry moaning for? He ran into his arm #shortarse

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✨That British Mets Girl✨

@xxToriaxx

about 1 month ago

Having had the best intentions of making this happen an age ago, @PatMcCarthy_ and I finally got a picture together… Yes, we had to get someone else to take it because a selfie absolutely didn’t work 😆 #shortarse

xxToriaxx's tweet photo. Having had the best intentions of making this happen an age ago, @PatMcCarthy_ and I finally got a picture together…
Yes, we had to get someone else to take it because a selfie absolutely didn’t work 😆
#shortarse https://t.co/NZMXX6yzMV

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Morgan Calton @mccalton

about 2 months ago

Good to chat to @FulhamAcademy’s Marco Underwood earlier. Not a great match for @hrbfc1921 but seems a good move move for his development. Also, I should never take a photo with a goalkeeper #shortarse

mccalton's tweet photo. Good to chat to @FulhamAcademy’s Marco Underwood earlier. Not a great match for @hrbfc1921 but seems a good move move for his development.

Also, I should never take a photo with a goalkeeper #shortarse https://t.co/ib5TBVCeN6

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woody @sbjj24

3 months ago

Bought a jumpsuit today that fits *almost* perfectly - just need to grow a foot taller ... #shortarse

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𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕣 @SteveACooper

5 months ago

@I_amMukhtar Must be tuckered out, for every mile walked on the 'urinate the kingdom', he walks three. " #shortarse

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Iron Lion @Iron_Lion83

5 months ago

@historyrock_ Is penny standing in a ditch? #shortarse

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P. Doff🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😡 @Cheese_Doff2f

6 months ago

@RishiSunak YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP RICHI I CAN'T HEAR YU FROM UP HERE 😂😂😍 #Shortarse

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VikingRik @RorgViking

9 months ago

@TamsinLisa @Louiethelou @BarryStill2 @johnsowle @SunnieDunne If you were a girl with make up. I used to have to take my birth certificate, even when I was old enough. #shortarse

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Daisy Shylass @DaisyShylass

about 1 year ago

I finally made it into the kitchen. 😭 I'm wearing Mother's apron that I made her, and attempting to add ingredients and mix the cake whilst sitting on a chair that's too high for my feet to reach the floor. 😭 #ShortArse

DaisyShylass's tweet photo. I finally made it into the kitchen. 😭

I'm wearing Mother's apron that I made her, and attempting to add ingredients and mix the cake whilst sitting on a chair that's too high for my feet to reach the floor. 😭

#ShortArse https://t.co/9CcAuoeXYV

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Kinky Man @KinkyMan1969

about 1 year ago

@leahray @footballfights He couldn’t batter a fish 🐟 #ShortArse 🤣

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Richard Law @RickiLawless

about 1 year ago

@basilthegreat He isn't tall enough to be in the picture! 😂😂😂 #shortarse

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sayj 😱🐥❤️‍🔥🎸🤘🏼😝🤘🏼 @FearOfTheDuck74

over 1 year ago

I can't be the bigger person...I'm only 5ft tall or small 🙈😝🙏🏽😆😅🥹☺️❤️🤘🏼🤣🤣🤣 #shortarse and proud 🤭🤭🤭 Has its perks lol 😆

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🃏 𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓 𝕻𝕭 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖑𝖑 🃏 @boywonder012345

over 1 year ago

Or girlfriend 😂😂 #shortarse

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Tibster AU (Craig Stevens) @TibsterAU

over 1 year ago

@newscomauHQ Meh..they'll just jack up student fees to cover this village idiot. It's a lefty organisation pushing lefy ideology afterall, and that's the lefty way. #Shortarse

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farmergeddon🇳🇴🇬🇧 @_Farmergeddon

over 1 year ago

@SartorialThug @TheOnlyGuru Or it’s me in Sainsbury’s trying to get crisps 🤣 #Shortarse

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Dumpling 🐏 @tdurbo

almost 2 years ago

“Fuck me, how long are your legs? That is a pisstake surely” Me, every time I get in me car after a garage has had it for half an hour, and my feet are a minimum of a foot away from my pedals and I’m flapping like a fkn dodgem car. #ShortArse

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Ben Durham @benny_62

about 2 years ago

@chunky_mufc @andy_carson101 @KStand89 @BanditBus I moved to the seats when I was 20 back in 1982 because I couldn't see fuck all...#ShortArse

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Hippo-Drones @Hippo_Drones

about 2 years ago

@gautrek @Col45398669 @who2stu Being a #ShortArse sees me not being able to flat foot many road bikes, so have just gotten used to tall bikes. My Aprilia Tuareg 660 is about as tall as I can safely go on a big bike, although my Beta 390RR is taller still, but is so light and skinny that is is still manageable

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