Top Tweets for #ShowerJokes
I've got a new job cleaning the streets. Just got to get Mike Skinner out of the shower.
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Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's more of a soap opera.
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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
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A friend of mine was taking a shower when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
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Environmental scientists have proved that a 5 minute shower uses, on average, a third of the amount of water that a fifteen minute shower does.
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Why did the burglar steal a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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What happened to the cheetah who showered twice a day? He ended up spotless.
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Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it's a funny place to have a door.
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I've got a new job cleaning the streets. Just got to get Mike Skinner out of the shower.
https://t.co/NIiluIydWV #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
Environmental scientists have proved that a 5 minute shower uses, on average, a third of the amount of water that a fifteen minute shower does.
https://t.co/NIiluIxG7n #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
Why did the burglar steal a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
https://t.co/NIiluIxG7n #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
A friend of mine was taking a shower when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
https://t.co/NIiluIydWV #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
I've got a new job cleaning the streets. Just got to get Mike Skinner out of the shower.
https://t.co/NIiluIydWV #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it's a funny place to have a door.
https://t.co/NIiluIxG7n #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's more of a soap opera.
https://t.co/NIiluIxG7n #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
When do creatures that look a bit like monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.
https://t.co/NIiluIxG7n #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
Why did the burglar steal a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
https://t.co/NIiluIxG7n #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
What happened to the cheetah who showered twice a day? He ended up spotless.
https://t.co/NIiluIydWV #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
Environmental scientists have proved that a 5 minute shower uses, on average, a third of the amount of water that a fifteen minute shower does.
https://t.co/NIiluIxG7n #Shower #ShowerJokes #Joke #Humour
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