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“Now then madam, in your own time, have a good look… and let us know which one of this lot nicked your walnuts”
“I’m not happy about this, guv; couldn’t you’ve stuck Dave the pigeon in it instead? He owes us”
#ShutItTufty
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#DIWinstoneVsDCSquirrell
@ReptonGuide
fending off meddling Whitehall suits while trying to stay one step ahead of the shadowy Russian mastermind known only as 'the Hedgehog'.
"Cor, sounds a bit risky guv, can't we swerve this one?"
“#ShutitTufty, get in the motor & put yer pecans down pronto”
#YoureNickedIvan
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"Y'alright guv? Lookin a bit, y'know, down in the mouth like"
"s'OK Tufts, it's just - the Job. Gets to ya sometimes. We're dealin with the dregs of humanity: junkies, muggers, road-ragers, roid-ragers, granny-bashers..."
#DIWinstoneVsDCSquirrell
#ShutItTufty
@ReptonGuide
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"With respect guv, this is urgent. Danebury's threatened to unleash the Seven Princes of Hell down the shopping centre this Saturday"
"Do leave off squirrel, Seven Princes? Dukes of Hazzard more like. Now do me a favour an' #ShutItTufty, cos its Woakes v Cummins next over. " /2
"Stop flickin yer tail an pass us a Youngers... no, ya furry great tart, the one with the tartan. Oh an you can have a Top Deck, ya lightweight nut thief"
#DIWinstoneVsDCSquirrell #ShutItTufty @ReptonGuide
“Put them macadamias down, squirrel, an get in the motor; we’re on obs tonight at that dogging car park in the Forest, word is some slag’s been serving up Shanghai ketamine gumdrops”
“Phwoar, you sure guv? Could be risky…”
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#DIWinstoneVsDCSquirrell #ShutItTufty
@ReptonGuide
“Guv! It’s all going off down Repton Zoo - Terry the Panda’s done a runner!”
“Do leave off Squirrel. Terry’s no more of a panda than I am. That nutjob should be in Colney Hatch, not the bleedin zoo”
#ShutItTufty
#DIWinstoneVsDCSquirrell
Episode 4: Pandamonium
@ReptonGuide
“Oi Tufty, take a look at this. These weird-looking birds was at the Crown last night. Tommy even let em stay for the lock-in. Not from the manor tho are they. Seems iffy to me. D’you know any of em?”
#DIWinstoneVsDCSquirrell #ShutItTufty
Episode 3: Cult Caller
@ReptonGuide
@ReptonGuide @cultauthor @LadyLiminal1 An opportunity for DI Winstone & DC Squirrell to go on a work-related trip to Finland: INTERPOL liaison & a chance for Winstone to load up on duty-free cigs & vodka #DIWinstoneVsDCSquirrell #ShutItTufty #YoureNickedIvan #RussianConnection
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