#Sick_note - Twitter Hashtag

almost 2 years ago

Mom, feel my head. Can you write me a— #Sick_note? This is getting old, kiddo. Seriously, feel it. I’ll even go to the doctor. Fine. No fever. Not even warm. Wait…what the…?! I TOLD u! Ok, no need for the doc, tho. Teeth growing of your scalp means a dentist. #converstory

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\ OK Alice / @HeartofTarkus

almost 2 years ago

#WeirdMicro "And this rather #obscure_ritual, what does it entail, may I ask?" "You mock me, sir. I have told you the demon's entrance into a given day of my life is always presaged by the deceptiveness of a salutary mood." "Like a ... #sick_note from hell?" "Correct: as in, 'Azathoth won't be in today.'" #Converstory

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W Foz @WFozStories

almost 2 years ago

Mama liked you best. Naaa. No way. Nope. Exhibit A. Every little thing you did she thought was perfect. And boy did she dote! Well, uhm… Me, not so much. Even when I begged she wouldn’t write me a #sick_note. Despite being bedridden with a case of strep throat. #Converstory

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C. Paulin @SteadyQuill

almost 2 years ago

"Why's Bruno crying?" "He gets #overwhelmed by beautiful music. Heard this aria and--BAM!--Niagara Falls." "Boohoo. He's got two snitches to whack." "Bruno ain't whacking nobody today. He got the day off." "You kiddin' me?" "Nope. Boss gave him a #sick_note." #vss365 #converstory

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West Lake Angel @westlakeangel9

almost 2 years ago

“I need a #sick_note for school, Donnie.” “Why can’t I just call like usual?” “I can use a note more than once, you know, for different teachers.” “And you think I’m happy about that idea?” “Admit it. It’s a genius idea. You’re sad you didn’t think of it first.” #Converstory

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It's just Sean @smcgillis248

almost 2 years ago · Ferndale

#Converstory This distillery tour was a killer idea! Yeah, I'm keen on the sampling. For sure, keep the flights coming #Sick_note s of jasmine!! Uh, that's hand sanitizer Noted, I'm gonna be sick

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Steve @SteveInnominate

almost 2 years ago

You'll need a #Sick_note for yesterday. Why? I never needed one before. Because I saw you on the golf course after you called in sick! How could you have seen me? I called in sick too. So, you need a sick note too? No, I do the timesheets in HR. It figures! #Converstory #Prompt

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Kimberly @bionicanadian

almost 2 years ago

#converstory I need a #sick_note one that says, warm bed, lay your dreams here... Can I call you... Doctor? Are you bringing on the honey sweet?... You're like my tea, you're smart and know how to sip it slowly... Your flirtin' game... yes please...

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@mattkwrites

almost 2 years ago

A courier just left. It's a note from Pam. She sent a courier? It's a #sick_note. She won't be coming in. What's the matter? Is it serious? Only if you consider '#overwhelmed' serious. We'll have to talk to her later. Last week she called in 'confused'. #converstory #vss365

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Matt K...

@mattkwrites

almost 2 years ago

#converstory I got a note. What kind of note? It's a #sick_note. From who? Johnson. Has he forgotten we're in space? I don't know. You don't call in sick out in space! I know. Get Johnson strapped to a gurney & meet me at the airlock. I've got a cure for his sickness.

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YHenryG 😷🇺🇸 🇺🇦 💉📚 | 🦋@yhenryg.bsky.social @YHenryG

almost 2 years ago

it seems as if you've been staring at that square piece of paper for hours it's a #sick_note from a student what's so special about it? he seemed #overwhelmed and I haven't seen him since should we search the #tower? #1LineWed #Converstory #vss365 #vssdaily

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everythinglovebrings @everythinglov18

almost 2 years ago

Have you heard from Kathy Lamont? No, isn't she here? No, we were able to have Wilma come in to sub for her. But it's not like Kathy to not call in a #sick_note. It's not like her to be sick. Have you called her? Of course. No answer. #converstory

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