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Women make rules for men they don't like but break rules for men they like!
Same bitch ana kuambia you have to take her on dates spoil her etc, will gladly give herself up to that cute guy she met at quiver 45 minutes ago.
#ManDay #StopAbductionsKE #DontStopStreaming #simpshit
❓ how romantic are you?
💬 i don’t think i’m romantic, but if i really like someone #simpshit https://t.co/rRChc6ZI5u
Quit Co-Signing Dumb shit Just cuz you want People to Like you!! #SimpShit
Future telling the world he still messin with Ciara...Quervo telling his business about his ex..niggas really done turned into gossipers🤦🏽♂️#simpshit
Bruh being hung up on someone who doesn’t even deserve you is a different kind of hurt. #simpshit
heather got it good, she ask me for any amount of money, that shit is apple payed within seconds. #simpshit
What a very snobby Missourian thing to say.
"I gotta drive an extra 20 minutes! Fuck that! I'll cheer for a team who's further away! That'll show em!"
#simpshit
I discuss the utter lunacy of big cities paying even $1 to pay for NFL stadiums AND declare if the Chiefs move across state lines I’m DONE with them!*
*Once Mahomes retires.
Texas & Texas A&M be like "Do u really love me...or love me cuz what I do for u ?"
#SimpShit
Men that send you money without even knowing as much as your first name, make the world go round. Those are the REAL men.
0 women is enough, 1 is a blessing
#simpshit
making lou go inside to get my coffee while i blast big boi in his car #simpshit
#simpshit in case y’all forgot❤️ baby’s 22💫💫
tami was waiting for a min 😹😹😹😹 sorry tami
Being in a relationship is like flying in an airplane you can crash land or get to your destination safely but either way you’re flying and it’s the absolute best feeling #SimpShit 🙄 #FuckFeelings 🖕🏼
I meet @AnnieBecky Today told her I was a big fan #simpshit.. A respected/cool portfolio like hers soon🙏🏾
i surprised my boo to a trip to Jamaica for his birthday 🥺 #simpshit
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