Top Tweets for #SingleDudeProblems
My ability to over estimate the amount of wrapping paper I need for a gift is unmatched. #SingleDudeProblems
I get more text messages from politicians to vote than I do from the ladies 😒 #SingleDudeProblems #millennials
Even with these sexy beasts, her pants didn’t fall right off and she continues to not exist.
I might have to give up on the shoe thing and actually try forging a meaningful connection with someone... #SingleDudeProblems #ButDamnThoseShoesAreFine

Another #SingleLife milestone: throwing away expired condoms.
Again!
#NotTheFirstTime #SingleDudeProblems
I was told at a young age that women judge men by their shoes, also always keep them sharp.
So far, not one single lady has thrown herself at me because of my footwear.
#SingleDudeProblems #SingleLife
Getting cancelled on the day of the date sucks; but it’s better than being stood up, I suppose.
#SingleDudeProblems #SingleLife

Met a girl at AB event this morning; spent the rest of the day with her at a post-eventhouse party. Still has to double-check with @CaseyLogansLife the I️ was on a date...
#MissTheSigns #Clueless #SingleDudeProblems
@CaseyLogansLife This is the uphill battle that single guys face... We are judged against every #turrible experience!
#SingleDudeProblems
#Sadness defined:
Throwing away several condoms because they're past their expiry date.
#SingleDudeProblems
Got invited to a 4 couples and BMFD Christmas dinner.
#SingleLadiesOfYYC this is your chance...
#SingleDudeProblems
#Dating sucks via text message! Why has no one invented contextual fonts. Women are hard enough to fathom, already. #SingleDudeProblems
being single sucks the worst when you have a button to sew on pants you are wearing. #singledudeproblems
Dinner & #vino at @NikosBistro then @flames #MINvsCGY
Great #DateNight
Too bad it's just with the guys... #SingleDudeProblems
People going crazy trying to get things at Walmart for Valentines and I'm like what kinda pizza should I buy for supper #singledudeproblems
Ok maybe I'm a little spoiled I got another bike #softtail #singledudeproblems… https://t.co/XgxYgmmjer
It's 10pm and I'm having my first meal of the day. And it's cereal. #singledudeproblems #justmovedin
#SingleDudeProblems - Well dang, I can't blame this drool-covered-pillow on anyone but me.. )': #INeedToSleepInALifeJacket #PopPunk #silly
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