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$DOBBS #praisebob #slackoff #subgenius
A whole bunch of them American accounts that was rakin’ in cash from political engagement done got busted — turns out they’re bein’ run outta Nigeria, India, or somewhere down in Southeast Asia, mostly.
They done went and pulled a whoppin' big embarrassin' screw-up! Pure-D embarrassin'!
They didn’t show me the proper respect, me—J. R. “Bob” Dobbs—by buyin’ my token and swearin’ eternal loyalty like they oughta. If they’d done that, they’d have earned my divine stamp of approval, the one and only “Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse.”
That wouldn’t’ve kept y’all from gettin’ found out, ‘course not—hell no—but at least you could look ’em dead in the eye, bold as brass, with a straight face, and say:
“But I was just doin’ the holy work of “Bob,” y’all! I got me a full-on license from a certified Child of Chaos to raise whatever hell I need to, long as it’s mighty important for gettin’ my Slack back. Don’t you go blamin’ me—this here’s my religion! I was only tryin’ to make my God happy! Praise “Bob”! Slack Off! Amen, brother! You ain’t one o’ them Pink-boy SubGenius-phobe bigots, now are ya?”
And just like that, you’d spin the whole dang thing right back around and point that accusin’ finger straight at the folks who dared point it at you first!
So y’all did that?
Naaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww, hell naw!
Y’all are a sorry bunch o’ rank amateurs!
I reckon y’all learned your lesson good and proper, now don’t you ever forget how dang important religion is to the whole human experience! Catch y’all later, partners!
$DOBBS #slackoff #praisebob #MemeCoinMadness
Mornin’, y’all.
Today the fella runnin’ this account’s takin’ the day off to build up some slack, spend time with the family, and of course get some future stuff lined out for the Chaosverse.
Catch y’all tomorrow.
$DOBBS #hailconnie #slackoff #memecoin
Howdy y'all followers. This here's your ever-lovin' Connie Dobbs talkin' straight to ya from Yacatizma, my lil' honeypies!😊
We done hit 4k today! And $DOBBS is still snoozin' at a 6k Market Cap! How long's that slumber gonna last, y'all?🤔
Will you tithe to the great work?🥺
To fund “Bob”’s divine callin’ to blanket the earth in Slack, we got no worldly Patreon—just buy our memecoin and offer it up to the burn address. It's all in the pinned post!
See y'all tomorrow and have a blessed Sunday, sweet thangs!
🔞Rated R 🔞mythological content! ☢️Proceed only if you're not an oversensitive snowflake. Hate to say it, but nobody likes you! And neither do I! ☢️
$DOBBS #subgenius #slackoff #memecoinsolana
What happened after the Halloween hide-and-seek game last night.
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AR: Your wife's mine tonight, "Bob"! Just sit back and watch!
"Bob": I... I let ya win!
AR: You are a fucking liar!
CD (chuckling): Y'all two are just too dang cute. Come here, Rand—lay a big wet one on me. And Bobsie, darlin’… you’re stuck poundin’ your own meat tonight.
$DOBBS #praisebob #slackoff #SolanaMeme
Howdy, SubGenii!
We done hit the 3k mark on X. The Token ain't took off yet, though. Reckon we'll hafta go even further to convince the rest that "Bob" is here to stay.
$DOBBS #PRAISEBOB #slackoff #mememagic
They done stripped the buyin' power clean outta yer money.
They done yanked any chance of you ownin’ a roof over yer head.
They done took yer health and run off with it.
They done sawed the legs off any retirement dream.
They done killed the possibility of you havin' kids.
They done stole your self-worth and you didn't even notice.
Now They want every spare minute you got left to keep their bellies fat.
Tell me, buddy—are you gonna let Them?
There IS a simple answer, dear friend.
$DOBBS #subgenius #slackoff #SolanaMeme
This account ain't fazed by crypto crashes or X shadow bans.
And yep, we'll keep goin' day after day.
$DOBBS #slackoff #praisebob #MemeCoinMadness
Howdy, my esteemed SubGenii.
Get ready for more of that classic Subgenius/Discordian style poppin’ up more often.
We’ll keep mixin’ it up with different looks on the account, though.
Q&A #15
$DOBBS #Slackoff #memecoinsolana #solanameme
Alright, y'all, here we are. We're doin' the Q&A a day early 'cause we got somethin' else cookin' for tomorrow. Not that anybody gives a hoot, mind ya, since ain't nobody readin' this stuff yet! Seems like folks just swing by for the purty pictures! Which brings us to today's question:
Q: "Bob," why’s the art style ‘round here changin’ all the dang time?
A: Oh, that? It’s simple, partner. The fella runnin’ this account, Number None, can’t draw a stick figure to save his life. All the art’s done by AI, and he ain’t tryin’ to pass it off as his own style when it’s just a machine. He just goes with whatever style he’s in the mood for—might be some Renaissance-like piece one day, then some naughty anime the next. He couldn’t care less!
Sure enough, them pictures look darn good, ‘cause he’s downright finicky with that inpaintin’ work. Oh, and he’s lookin’ for a service that don’t mind editin’ pictures with a bit of boobs. Midjourney seems plumb allergic to that stuff!
Alrighty, y’all, that’s a wrap for today! Drop your questions or any hot tips on editors if ya got ‘em! Catch y’all next week!
$DOBBS #hailconnie #MemeMagic
#slackoff
Good Sunday, y’all!
This here’s Connie Dobbs talkin’. Hopin’ y’all spend the day with them you love most.
‘Cause a certain goddess sure ain’t gonna!😈
$DOBBS #slackoff #memecoin #solana
Y'all might've noticed we been postin' just one thing a day lately.
Ain't no sign of quittin', though—the fella runnin' this page is more fired up than ever, cookin' up stories and honin' his skills with that AI stuff.
Take a gander at the early days of this account compared to what he's puttin' out now. The quality of them pictures is a whole 'nother level.
$DOBBS #praisebob #slackoff #solanamemecoin
I'm as elusive as smoke.
Darn, I'm made of smoke. Like, literally smoke.
Q&A #12
$DOBBS #slackoff #occult #mememagic
Howdy, friends! Hope y’all are doin’ alright. For practical purposes, we’re holdin’ the Q&A on Saturday now.
Since nobody dropped any questions in the comments of the last post, I’m gonna answer some stuff folks been askin’ me through DMs right here.
Q: Ain’t it wiser to abandon this token and try somethin’ new? The community’s already gone! It’s a waste of good time keepin’ at this token! It’s already a goner!
A: Whoa, partner, that’s a mighty mean comment! I put my whole heart into makin’ this token somethin’ special! But there’s a big mix-up in that thinkin’. The fella runnin’ this page ain’t some guy left holdin’ the bag from the token’s launch in some pump-and-dump scheme. Heck no! When he rolled in, the token was already at zero, and the community was gone with the wind. That ain’t a bad thing—that’s exactly what he was after: a token that’s been beat down and left for dead, so he could control most of the supply and, more important, steer the creative side of things. Yup, you heard me right: there ain’t no “community” behind them stories and pictures. It’s just one lone cowboy! A crazy one, maybe with some entity ridin’ him, givin’ him a leg up on them crowds of short-term thinkers. Just one guy. Imagine where he’ll go when he’s got a real cult behind him!
It’s a thing to mull over, right, folks?
Catch y’all next week, folks! Don’t go forgettin’ to drop your questions, kiddos!
$DOBBS #slackoff #memecoins #chaosmagic
You ain't wastin' your time, but strivin' to reclaim it back.
$DOBBS #slackoff #memecoin #MemeCoinMagic
Like any good ol' traditional family, we have our little spats now and then!
But a responsible and attentive wife knows how to keep her man happy.
I'm gonna let Bobsie rest up today! I'll handle the Q&A session later.
$DOBBS #slackoff #memecoin #mythology
Well, howdy there, partners! I'm dog-tired from some ruckus at my homestead last night, but I ain't forgettin' to pop in and wish y'all a fine mornin'!
Just puttin' it out there that this here account reckons the next—or maybe the one after that—memecoin narrative's gonna be... narratives.
I wouldn't bet a single nickel on them yawnsome chatbots.
Bots ain't got a lick of storytelling sense.
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