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I don’t joke with my mutuals 😤
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This is how I slept last night… so I can engage y’all 🤪📱
I'm always active. Even when I sleep!!
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my dear friend said xy was going to clean its fridge and i have not heard from it in 14 hours. what do you guys think happened
Wenn du zwanghaft auf der Schulter deiner Untertanin sitzen möchtest, du aber einfach kein kleines Kätzchen mehr bist, - sondern ein ziemlich großer und fast 7 kg schwerer Kater und jetzt leise knurrend vor dich hin schmollst.
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Just told the missus, in earshot of the Monster in law, auntie, & sister in law, there's a match.
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Nice knowing you all, lads & lasses.
Tough choice coming up, whether to get involved bidding for this at auction, or complete the wife`s Xmas wants list....
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This is the second fkn time one of my parents’ many cats knocked over my baby photo.
If I go missing, remember this post.
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My daughter made it complete with this doodle 🤣🤣 his face says it all #cerebellarhypoplasia #chlove #wobblykitty #chkitty #sleepingwithoneeyeopen #iflookscouldkill #momgettingstinkeye #checkonmeinthemorning
Should i be concerned with the other half’s choice of new book? 🤔 #sleepingwithoneeyeopen
I told my son that " I woke up grumpy today."
"Why?" He asked
"Because I let her sleep in every day this month." I replied
Anyone looking for a job as a food tester please let me know.
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@debhermes It sure it. HOWEVER I sometimes feel that #Skynet has ulterior motives towards me. #SleepingWithOneEyeOpen
When the vet says take her food away at 9pm, do they understand there's a good chance I am not going to survive the night? 😳 #sleepingwithoneeyeopen
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@OwdAlbert I daren't sleep in case
I stop denying death when I'm not concentrating! #SleepingWithOneEyeOpen
I love living in an old house. They have so much character, but the creaks and pops in the middle of the night is some scary ass shit!
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Loving the emerging love for the bus industry from my daughter. “Daddy, if you die can I be in charge of the buses?” #sleepingwithoneeyeopen 🤣🤣🤣
On #Lifestyles @MacKenzieSelina is chatting to #HelenConeyworthSmith , @andrea_mclean and #EmmaBaxterWright From 2pm CET #SleepingWithOneEyeOpen #LittleBookofYvesSaintLaurent #Abuse #Neglect #Fashion #Clothing
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