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#FlashbackFriday @randomguysbook with his sweet mullet circa 1991 #Hair #RockAndRoll #SomeRandomGuysLife
When you're so drunk you fall in the lawn and have to grasp the grass with both hands so you don't fall off the Earth. #TimesToCallForHelp #Drunk #911 #SomeRandomGuysLife
'Some Random Guys Life' available soon. My debut . #SomeRandomGuysLife #amwriting #memoir #firstbook
#SpaceAliensCameBack and bred me and @carmenelectra ...Result? Totally hot offspring that drinks too much, plays ukelele and dreams of days of old #SomeRandomGuysLife
When I retire #MyTopSecretHideout will be a Tiki bar in my backyard and you're all invited over for Margaritas. #JimmyBuffett #SaltLife #BeachBum #Sand #SomeRandomGuysLife
Speedy Gonzalez = one of the first mice to get caught up in the meth epidemic #FakeCartoonFacts #SomeRandomGuysLife
I'm on a deserted island. It's actually quite nice. Fuck the world, don't send help #OddMessageInABottle #SomeRandomGuysLife
#dogfriends My Loki doesn't understand personal space #DogKisses #YellowLabradors #SomeRandomGuysLife
18 years ago these two didn't know they'd be launching books at the same time. Love you @First30DaysBook #amwriting #amediting #memoirs #SomeRandomGuysLife
Hey all, can I get a RT. My first book 'Some Random Guy's Life' is coming to @AmazonKindle at the end of the month. Thanks. #marriage #parenting #amwriting #amediting #SomeRandomGuysLife
I'm really just doing this to drink beer and avoid the family #DeepThoughtsFromGolfers #parenting #SomeRandomGuysLife
#YouKnowYoureAWriterWhen the pockets of your pants and shirts are filled with scribbled notes and reminders #SomeRandomGuysLife #amwriting
#YouKnowYoureAWriterWhen you have to spend an hour at night making a social media imprint before you launch your book #SomeRandomGuysLife #amwriting #memoirs
My first book is debuting before the end of the month on @AmazonKindle Can't wait for feedback #SomeRandomGuysLife #reallifeshit #amwriting #writingvirgin
Me sharting myself while rounding the bases during beer league softball #TheRefereeDidntSee #SomeRandomGuysLife
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