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I need a new state because mine doesn’t vote correctly #notrandpaulagain #someoneadoptme #ihateithere
My dad said “Thats an alcoholics drink” as I sip my vodka drink 💀💀 #SomeoneAdoptMe
@brenbrenchie I live here & it is in fact inhabited by demons...racists...gammons...imbeciles...snakes...$hit-cunts...British media...knuckle-dragging swamp trolls...& that’s just in my street...#HeadDownTillEscape #SomeoneAdoptMe
When you’re trying to talk to your parents about something and they either just don’t listen or say “I’m not talking about this, you stress me out” ... we love to see it #notthefavorite #someoneadoptme
Vics getting slammed today, and that’s fair enough. Let me just say one thing though....
You can fix fucking stupid. 🤷🏼♂️ #SOS #Help #SomeoneAdoptMe
It's amazing that even in quarantine my family can still get in unnecessary arguments over the internet. #someoneadoptme
My mom sent me this... Explains a lot. #someoneadoptme #adoptme #thursdayvibes #hatlife #chronicillness #JossyPosse
Love going home SOBER after WORKING to get lectured about being HIGH, when my day WAS going great #SomeoneAdoptMe #1stWorldProblems
@TwitchCon They look sick to be fair ! Perfect for California ..... I was at @TwitchCon berlin and got @Twitch umbrella ! POG ! Perfect for this rainy Hell hole of an island we call the UK ! 👏🏻
#someoneadoptme
@KerriTikTak @DanJCosgrove @YouBrokeItMate Me too. And I live in the EU with my EU partner.... my entire family couldn’t give a shit how it effects me #SomeoneAdoptMe
Aspiring to find best friends like @rosaakitty, @starsizzle, and their squad of beautiful friends. #FriendshipGoals #SomeoneAdoptMe
Im totally ready and willing to move to the UK for BBC6 Radio alone. Coolest nation ever. I love it here. 🇬🇧❤️ #someoneadoptme
Me: *part of a family where living relatives are immigrants*
Part of family: Build the wall
#someoneadoptme #familyforsale
it sucks being the only child and still not receiving attention from BOTH parents #someoneadoptme
@darn_need @unofficialunb @euijinforeons again, #imopenforadoption #someoneadoptme #imbeingmistreated
My dad was dead ass going to leave me behind AFTER I told him I'd come with him YESTERDAY 😭 #SomeoneAdoptMe
It’s hard to stay in the house because i wait for Smalls to come running around every corner. and it’s hard to leave because my heart shatters every time he’s not there to greet me at the door when i get back. #someoneadoptme 💔
I made a big, detailed, color-coated list of schools I’m applying to as well as their tuition, fees, location, etc. and my 26 year old brother in his 7th year of college finally emailed his teacher back and he got all the glory #someoneadoptme
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