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It’s not that I hadn’t seen Rich in the wild, at this point; it’s that I hadn’t realized how at ease he was in the wild.
Any wild at all, as it turned out
#jylbarlow #writer #author #humorist #sparent #dating #guitarhero #loveatfirstsight
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Remember that time I won Thanksgiving?
Now, it's your turn.
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#jylbarlow #writer #author #humorist #sparent #baskinrobbins #icecreamturkeycake @baskinrobbins
Would they have been better off if their father had never met me?
The guilt of a stepmother never ends.
#jylbarlow #writer #author #humorist #stepmom #blendedfamily #remarriage #stepmomsupport #stepmomadvice #wtewywe #audiobook #author #sparent
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A sign that you had a feral childhood?
You can get the blood out of anything.
Anything.
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#jylbarlow #writer #author #sparent #whineandwine #feralchildhood #freerangechildhood #latchkeykids
We spend so much of our lives trying to prove something...
It can be really freeing...when you stop playing the prove-it game.
#jylbarlow #writer #author #sparent #proveitgame #jamiekernlima #meghanduchessofsussex
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Before mothers across America slam their laptops shut lest their darling children see this epic wedding pro-tip, hear me out.
Get Married Ahead of Time.
#jylbarlow #writer #author #sparent #engagementseason #weddingseason #stressfreewedding
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If my deathbed were to be delivered in the next few years, what would I be thinking about from under its covers?
#jylbarlow #writer #author #sparent #premortem #endoflife #deepthoughts
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Males bond shoulder-to-shoulder.
Women?
We bond face-to-face and best at High Tea.
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#jylbarlow #writer #author #sparent #hightea #jeffersonhotel #womentalk #getthetea
“What if I swing by the meat plant and pick up a nice piece of beef?”
Admittedly, it was a crazy idea.
But it turned out wonderfully.
@vSoRich
#jylbarlow #author #sparent #wegotthemeats #blendingfamilies
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In 2024, you read nearly 60,000 words delivered directly from my brain to your devices.
That's a lot of words.
I cannot thank you enough.
#writer #author #blogger #jylbarlow #whichwaysup #sparent #whattoexpectwhenyouwerentexpecting
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No one expects to wake up to an intruder in the house.
Even fewer people expect that intruder to be nearly naked.
#writer #author #blogger #jylbarlow #whichwaysup #collegekids #babyadults #sparent #whattoexpectwhenyouwerentexpecting
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I think I'm gonna start streaming on @Twitch again, but as I'm now officially old (40 is gen X, not Boomer 🤣) I'll play through remakes/remasters of old games I love. Let's start with the toonified @StarCraft. I'll also be available as #Sparent (spare parent) if anyone needs me.
Some of our #sparent team is attending @SMWFairfax so we can stay on top of our #socialmedia game!
#SMWFairfax
👉Are you always busy, but rarely productive? 👈
💥You may need a Sparent!💥
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