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.There was a young Rose from Spink.
Whose heart could not but sink,
At the Nigerian call,
Dripping in gall,
"No Whites need apply."
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks
#Nigeria #RoseOfTralee #MSM #hypocrisy
#Ireland 2026
.There was a young lad from Spink,
Who followed the promoted link,
But found his trust misplaced,
As he was brutally faced,
With the realities of Ireland Inc.
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks #Ireland
.There was a young lass from Spink,
Who'd been feeling quite in-the-pink.
But her dreams were shattered,
When her fiancé scarpered,
After a "Silver" chain assayed as cupro-zinc,
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks #zinc
.There was a young lad from Spink.
Who told me to eph awph and get a life,
and stop writing Limericks,
and what did I know about the Parish at all?!
To which I replied: "Thanks for sharing."
And that sent him mental. 😀
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks
.There was a young lad from Spink,
Who was thinking about getting some ink,
But his Dad,
Said,
"What'll it look like when you're 50 and that goes for piercings too by the way."
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks #AntiLimericks
.There was a young lad from Spink.
Who slowly began to think,
That his Granny's Persian mat,
Was most best placed at,
On the gate or railings of the local Mosque!
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks
#Tullamore #yalu
.There was a young woman from Spink.
Who after school had a really long think.
Should I just move away,
In search of good pay?
Or maybe marry a local link?
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks
."There was a bored Housewife from Spink,
Who was tired of being tied to the kitchen sink.
So she said to the Plumber ...
#Life in #Poetry
#Spink
#limericks #AntiLimericks
.There was a bored Housewife from Spink,
Who was tired of being tie to the kitchen sink.
So she said to the plumber.....
#Spink
#limericks
.There was a young lass from Spink,
Whom liked a Rhodium clink.
Her boyfriend wasn't skimping,
She knew he was discerning,
And his priority was keeping her happy with quality over show in all things.
#Spink #limericks
#Life in #poetry #relationships
.There was a young lass from Spink,
Who should've been feeling in the pink.
But she couldn't shake the thought,
With which her mind was fraught,
That her boyfriend really was a Missing Link!
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks
#relationships
.There was a young lass from Spink,
Who grew used to the clink,
Of fine Champagne flutes,
Being showered with loot,
But now her lad's in the clink!
#Life in #poetry
#Spink #limericks
.There was a young man from Spink,
Who briefly began to think,
That another ten cents off fuel,
Was a decent government tool,
Until the price rises made him rethink!
#Life in #poetry
#limericks #Spink
#Fuel #Petrol #DieselPrices
#Kerosene #Oil #Electricity
.There was a young man from Spink
Who was drowning in red ink
While taxes bled people dry
Until they were heard to cry
Harris and Martin eyed pensions off to slink
#Life in #poetry
#limerick #Spink
"Temporary relief measures"
#HowIrelandWorks
#Ireland #CarbonTax #Energy #Fuel
I have nothing to post so i'll drop this shit here and run #sprunki
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