Top Tweets for #SpongebobNovember
Listening to Gary Danielson talk about football #SpongebobNovember
Billy: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three.
Dutchman: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Pink One, take us behind those rocks... Boo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!
#SpongebobNovember
Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
#SpongebobNovember
Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!
#SpongebobNovember
Patrick, you're a genius!"
"Yeah, I get called that a lot."
"What? A genius?"
"No, Patrick.”
#SpongebobNovember
So if we play loud, people might think we're good! Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four.
[band plays loudly, glass breaks]
[baton breaks] Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no-one can hear us.
#SpongebobNovember
Oh, never mind that. Listen, I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl...
#SpongebobNovember
Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move! C'mon, move!
#SpongebobNovember
Pat: Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking! *kicks Sandy*
Sandy: Why, you....!
Pat: Whoever is the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on.
#SpongebobNovember
Squid: Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
SpongeBob: [raises his hand] Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squid: No, SpongeBob. That's a chorus line.
#SpongebobNovember
“Right! So if we all could just pretend that Squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.”
“Yeah, for the fireman!”
#SpongebobNovember
“Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?”
“Some guy in an ambulance.”
#SpongebobNovember
“What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him! Evelyn, when your son was trapped in that burning building, who saved him?”
“A fireman”
#SpongebobNovember
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