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@TheSocialistDad I worked with his best mate a Joe Keenan when I was a NUS. Joe was his office manager when he was MP. Joe married Anna turley also an ex MP. Anyway to cut a long story short Icaught Joe having a ham shank whilst watching porn on his work laptop during working hrs #stickykeyboard
@_little_blonde sitting in their mams spare room pal...🤷🏼♂️
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Real creepy character here: Obviously Carl has done his #UJO ‘conkers’ in on ALL the hardcore Twitter porn accounts he follows. 🤣
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Happy for the #stickysquad #keykrew #vowelmovement!!
#NFTCommunity #nftart #nftcollector
Note to self: When the company has a virtual team "happy hour" and says to expense a meal, don't order chicken wings next time.
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@brianstelter Accident? He’ll have to show the rest of us how to accidentally pleasure ourselves. #Oops #StickyKeyboard
Need to give your toddler a snack & a show on your laptop while you hop on a zoom work call? Don't give them apples & peanut butter 🙄 #stickyKeyboard #AcademicMama
I know I'm a WHOLE ass adult now .... the other day I paused my porn because in the kitchen scene they had magnetic spice containers on the fridge & I INSTANTLY went to Amazon 👨🏽💻
#twitterafterdark #TBR #adulting #StickyKeyboard #NutWasStillGood 💦🤣🤣
I have now classified the pomegranate in the category of 'Fruit & vegetables unsuitable to dismantle and consume at my desk'.
#redandsticky #stickyfingers #stickymouse #stickykeyboard
@catt_sue @Capt_FrightNite Well...
f*ck...
And sidebar: Can tell K's totally been at my computer. #StickyKeyboard
My brilliant idea to bring apples and honey as a mid afternoon snack at work was actually brilliantly messy #stickyfingers #stickykeyboard
I'm so fucking horned up right now. Retweet if you my you want baseball bat cock! Any takers in Minneapolis? #localdick #bwc #batebro #stickykeyboard #minnesotacock #mndick
Note to self: don't eat a fruit cup at your desk without a bib #stickykeyboard #stickymouse #stickeyeverything
Why, in the name of creation, can Dole not make a fruit cup that doesn’t splash juice out everywhere when you open it?! 🤬 #stickyhands #stickyfloor #stickyshoes #stickydesk #stickykeyboard
@JSchanzer @MFS001 @benandjerrys I should have known better and not sipped my coffee before reading this,
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So, I keep spilling drinks at work and came in to this... Thanks guys... we also have a board with a tally of how many days it's been since I've spilt something. #webdeveloper #programmer #DrinkingProblem #StickyKeyboard #Butterfingers
So I enjoyed the new @McDonalds sweet and spicy tenders. My only suggestion would be that they come with a fork. #stickykeyboard
Random not-football related (yeah, I know 😱) query...
Is it just me who finds it impossible to eat a nectarine without dribbling juice everywhere!!! Embarrassing in the office 😂 #stickykeyboard
Damian Green has resigned as First Secretary of State. Full letter from the Prime Minister here:
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