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Me: Excuse me sir what’s wrong with you?
Student at the back: Sir he’s acoustic. 🤦🏽♂️
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“Are we going to be learning about the Industrial Revolution this year?”
“Yes! What’s your favorite part of the Industrial Revolution?”
“The consequences.” #stuffmystudentssay
A student of mine just told me that London is a country. So before teaching Business English, maybe teaching first Geography could be a good idea ? #teacher #stuffmystudentssay
Student 1: I looked like this back in 7th grade, and I was still pullin'!
Me: Pulling what? Your mom's mini-van door closed?
Student 2: G... that was cold!
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Student 1: Where were you yesterday?
Student 2: Dude, I split my head open in gym...
Student 1: Oh... was that it?
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"For creative writing, I had a to describe my perfect meal... Right now I am five paragraphs in about describing a burrito." #StuffMyStudentsSay
“Did you know it’s impossible to shave your butt? Every time I’ve tried, I just end up cutting my butt real bad.”
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During my "getting to know you" portion of class today, I revealed that my Hogwarts house is Hufflepuff, to which at least one student in each class responded, "Yep, *that* makes sense," without missing a beat.
Not sure if I should be flattered or insulted.
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“I wouldn’t be tardy if I wasn’t worried about creasing my shoes.”
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"Bruh... I'd kill for some pulled pork right now!"
This was said at 8:53 this morning
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Student A: I don't want PE 6th. I'll be sweaty before work.
Student B: Ok?
Student A: I don't want to stink... like... come smell me.
Student B: That's ok ...
Student A: No, just here on my neck where I put on cologne
Student B: I'M NOT SMELLING YOUR NECK!!!
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Today, I made the decision to relaunch one of my favorite things I have ever done on Twitter: #StuffMyStudentsSay
“I didn’t copy and paste it. I copied it but didn’t paste it.” Thanks for the clarification, T. #stuffmystudentssay
Me: "Are there more doors or wheels in the world? What'cha think?"
Student 1: "Well, every building has at least one door!"
Student 2: "Yeah, but every car has at least four wheels!"
Student 3 to S2: "True! How many wheels are on those big 18-wheelers?"
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Student: Sir is it evil to feed a pig bacon?
Me: yes very evil
Student: So Barnes modda evil then?
😐😐
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“Santa’s probably gonna punch me in the face.”
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