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Dear Substitute,
Do not rummage through my things that I paid for, open and then eat snacks that are for my students. I’m not even saying please because this is common sense.
- Frustrated Teacher
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Didn’t think it was possible to have so many kids cry during PE in one day 😳 #subprobs
Having lunch with two of my students at my summer job, because of course this is something that would happen to me #SubProbs
I need more teachers to be sick bc this whole “no jobs avalible” thing is getting old. #subprobs
Today a child refused to believe me when I told him that Valentine’s Day is indeed 9 days away, not 2, like he claims his dad told him. In his words: “I’m still not going to believe you. I believe my dad, not a stranger!” #subprobs
These were the actual plans I was given today. Literally do fuck all except for one period. Hey, not that I'm complaining #SubProbs

Left my classroom to grab a soda. Upon my return there were two students making out on a desk. I need to stop being surprised by the shit I see at this school #SubProbs
7th grade science, draw something made of cells. A boy drew a set of boobs... how am I supposed to not laugh? #subprobs
Requirements to be an English teacher: 1) Speak English 2) A teaching degree in the field of English 3) A copy of Freedom Writers #SubProbs

3 periods in and I've only had 11 total students. I love the eclipse! #SubProbs
New year, same sass #SubProbs

I wrote this note for the teacher, but I thought better of it and wrote another one without this. I can't be everyone's favorite #SubProbs

I had to protect my tweets because my handle got around school. I've finally peaked as a substitute teacher. #SubProbs
I was given a cupcake and had a marker thrown at me in the same period.. It's been quite a day #SubProbs
Me: "What band is Travis Barker the drummer of?" Student: "Green Bay?" Green Bay. I'm fucking speechless #SubProbs
Yeah, that's right. It's Señor P today! #SubProbs

Irritating and loud girl who was not doing her work: "wha' the heck, how my phone battery go from 70% to 20%?" Me: Karma? #SubProbs
I really ask a lot from my students #SubProbs

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