Top Tweets for #TellmeImlying
Women get dressed, put on a lil make-up, some red lipstick, and some oversized sunglasses, and you really can't tell them shit after that 🤦🏾♂️😂 #TellMeImLying
Now that yall spent all that time on your channels begging for a show, prepare to spend the rest of the time complaining about the show. Yall know the engagement routine! Rinse and repeat! 🗣️
#TellMeImLying
#WeSeeYouAll

Listen! I'm watching J Aubrey's latest vid abt Tyler Oliveira & there's a segment of the video talking abt The Whittakers, the most inbred family in America
Now, I'm not trying to talk sht, but tell me these people don't have that SAME droopy eye that GG has!!!!! #TellMeImLying

Like the Rule of 3 in American Pie.
There should be the rule of 50% on whatnot.
If a seller says market is $100, it's really $50
If a seller says market is $250, it's really $125
If a seller says market is $500, it's really $250
#FACTS
#TELLMEIMLYING
Xbox fumbled every single showcase when it was catered to Xbox Consoles and fans. The moment they decide to focus on PlayStation, they put on a fire 🔥 show! Satya and Phil are all in on catering to PlayStation Nation! Ya love to see it!
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@dave_and_buster Since when does a 65 yr old man need a physical drivers license to buy a drink? Official Florida Smart ID not good enough? #Lame #NotGonnaLie #JustSayin #TellMeImLying #PSLFL
She looks like Kobe when he guarded Lebron in the Allstar game. #Tellmeimlying
Raven Johnson said it’s a revenge season for her and today she put on a defensive masterclass
Listen… pound for pound @JRobHarris2 is just as good as any QB in 2027‼️ He quietly goes about his business! Just watch the film! #Tellmeimlying @QBHitList https://t.co/5N66NZ9kxq #hudl
*Call of Duty News/Drama appears on timeline*
Everyone: "Damn" *keeps scrolling*
Doug 'Censor' Martin: "How can I make this about me?"
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Black people will mix 6 cleaning products and a cup of bleach and can't use the bathroom for 24 hours.... 🤷🏿♂️ #tellmeimlying
@SomaKazima @sixfifteeen I swear I was off a perk had never took a drug before juicy j and future was dropping and producing some shit of drug songs this was in the era when the start of the drug taking music became a thing #tellmeimlying 🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️
We living in a world now where women rather be single mothers/baby momas than wives🤷♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️. #Tellmeimlying #proveit
If Howie Roseman acquired Brandon Cooks #Eagles fans would be screaming at the top of their lungs, "We have the best WR corp in the #NFL" #TellMeImLying
#Eagles #FlyEaglesFly
Since when is Brandin Cooks trash 😂😂 he’s still good he’s not elite but he’s good I remember some Eagles fans last offseason saying they wanted to get Brandin Cooks I myself as an Eagles fan wanted him a year or two ago but since when is he trash all of a sudden
@patrickpucci2 When you think of Fullback this is exactly who you think of. #TellMeImLying
Raven symone in 20 years fa sho 😂 #tellmeimlying
@LookAtDustin My mama when the pastor starts talking about disobedient children
@News24 @News24_Business Somewhere in those 13 bidders is a brother in law of someone #TellMeImLying
Things people hate doing:
1 - Apologizing
2 - Taking Accountability
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