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#TextFromDog in which Lilah learns a cold hard truth. #humansarenotgods #wecantcontroltheweather
#winter #readyforspring #nomoresnow
#TextFromDog: You know that funny-looking dog? Me: You mean the Calvin? Dog: He let me sniff him today. Me: Progress! What did you think? Dog: He's funny smelling too! #dogsandcatstexting #dogsandcats #iftheycanlearntogetalong #wecantoo
She’s faster than a speeding chipmunk. More powerful than a confused terrier. Able to leap over hosta in a single bound. She’s Lilah, Super Dog! #superdog #textfromdog #alldogsaresuper
#TextFromDog: I saw your suitcase. And now I'm sad. Me: I won't be away long. Dog: Doesn't matter. My world is so empty when you're gone. Me: Jeeze, Lilah. You're making me feel bad. Dog: Enjoy your guilt trip.
#TextFromDog Just look at it. Me: Look at what? Dog: My shadow. It looks like a poodle. Me: What's wrong with that? Dog: I. Am. Not. A. Poodle. It's so embarrassing.
#TextFromDog: He can be a bit of a pest sometimes. Me: Who? Dog: Tucker. He’s noisy. And never stops with that ball of his. And the way he always seems to be in my space. Me: I hear ya. Dog: But you know what? It’s okay. Even when he lays on me…He ain’t heavy. He’s my brother.
#TextFromDog: Tucker’s barking. Again. Me: Believe me, I know. Dog: Is he barking *at* something? Or is he just barking because… he’s Tucker? Me: Your guess is as good as mine. Dog: I need to know whether it’s worth it to get up and bark too.
#TextFromDog: You know what's the best thing about my monkey? Me: No. What? Dog: You can throw him and I can bring him back... and he still let's me use him as a pillow! #lovemymonkey #monkeybusiness
#TextFromDog: Tucker’s barking. Again. Me: Believe me, I know. Dog: Is he barking *at* something? Or is he just barking because… he’s Tucker? Me: Your guess is as good as mine. Dog: I need to know whether it’s worth it to get up and bark too. Me: You have a rough life, Lilah.
#TextFromDog Just look at it. Me: Look at what? Dog: My shadow. It looks like a poodle. Me: What's wrong with that? Dog: I. Am. Not. A. Poodle. It's so embarrassing.
#TextFromDog: I'm not a fan of windy days. It messes up my fur. And blows my ears around. Me: I think you look kind of sexy with the wind blowing in your fur. Like a model. I like the look. Dog: That's because you don't have floppy ears. Me: Good point. #blowinginthewind #tucker
#TextFromDog A good vintage. Late 2017. Grown on the east side of the mountain, if I'm not mistaken. Me: What are you talking about? Dog: Humans are connoisseurs of wine. Dogs are connoisseurs of sticks.
She’s faster than a speeding chipmunk. More powerful than a confused terrier. Able to leap over hosta in a single bound. She’s Lilah, Super Dog! #superdog #textfromdog #alldogsaresuper
#TextFromDog: You know what's the best thing about my monkey? Me: No. What? Dog: You can throw him and I can bring him back... and he still let's me use him as a pillow! #lovemymonkey #monkeybusiness
#TextFromDog: Why does Calvin lay in the middle of the kitchen floor? You could trip over him. Me: I know. I have to be careful and walk around him. Dog: Yes! And it slows you down when you're making dinner. I don't understand cats. Me: Welcome to the club
#TextFromDog kind of hard to rock / the hipster scruffy look when / snow sticks to my beard #HaikuByDog #MicroPoetry #Haikusday #Slushpuppy
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