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i broke my phone for the 3rd time in less than a year.. #ThanksAlcohol
I start the night bad bitch and end medium ugly #thanksalcohol
Hmu if you’re medium ugly to bad bitch im tryna see sum
Introduced two people at a party. I started with introducing my female friend and I completely forgot my guy friends’ name. #ohgodmoment #thanksalcohol
In the @lyft, tipsy, singing old @ShaniaTwain with the driver. Good start to my night. #thanksalcohol
Ever since I been old enough to buy alcohol I now notice a decline in money and an incline on my weight.. #thanksalcohol
And that 20 seconds of insane courage, thanks to alcohol, took me to the stage, in a bar, singing my fave karaoke song in front of guests of the newlyweds who are all complete strangers to me 🙃 #firstgig #thanksalcohol #iwantthisconfidencebutwithoutthealcohol
I just went from being the "oh God, I'm sorry we're so embarrassing" at the restaurant to straight cackling the food right out of my mouth.
#thanksalcohol
This one time, a guy Facebook messaged me and said I had a really cute nose. My drunk ass, sent him a picture so he could see all up in my nostrils.
#ThanksAlcohol
Day 185
A Reverse Werewolf:
Person turns into the moon
When they see a wolf....
~~ Argentrose ~~
#haiku #ReverseWerewolf #BadIdeasAfterDrinking #ThanksTumblr #ThanksAlcohol #ThanksJohn #ItHasFiveSyllables
I just went through my Instagram trying to find an old post and holy shit, 2015 me was looking ROUGH #thanksalcohol
I snapped and texted so many people last night 😂😂😂 #thanksalcohol
I have the worst headache today... #thanksalcohol
Warning: It's going to take me the entire day to tweet this ep bc Gleib is at peak speed/run-on and I am not at peak anything #thanksalcohol
When you get heckled while giving your best man's speech at the wedding reception #ThanksAlcohol
Who even gets these dumb b*tches pregnant, that's my question. #ThanksAlcohol https://t.co/6yaaLob3kq
Her son needed help, that should be more important! https://t.co/OnxIrJ2NWn
@fatkidrocks I'm going to take your word for it. Sounds like something we'd say, but we can never remember. #ThanksAlcohol
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