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I just asked my middle daughter what she thinks extras are called, and she said pointless people. Damn, girl! #ThatWasCold
Final score: 3-2 with Kingwood on top! Great game ladies!!! #thatwascold
Throwback to the time we went to @rockyhorroruk in -2 weather and inches and inches of snow that ruined my shoes. 9 years ago!!!! @lavercombe #thatwascold #rockyhorrorshow
When my son was 9 he was in junior golf. We entered a Father and Son tournament. When we were registering the official asked him what his handicap was. He said my dad. #Thatwascold
My neighbor told me that if my parents had raised a pig instead of me they would at least have bacon to show for their effort.#ThatWasCold
#thatwascold When my Dad was in his 20's and didn't have a girlfriend, his mother told him, "Don't worry. Women like men that are tall, dark, and handsome and you're tall."
@jimmyfallon After my roommate & I spent an evening with my mother, I commented that he was the only one of my friends currently living in town who'd met her. To which he replied, "That's a shame. I'm sure if more people met your mother, you'd have more friends." 😳
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I once put on a dress that went with a nice jacket. I had just put on the dress and evaluated myself in the mirror. "Dangit! I look like a potato!"
My husband replied, "That's what the jacket is for."
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I saw this trend wayyyyy too late, but I thought it was hilarious, so please join in!!!
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I've always been a daddy's girl, so when I picked up art and started making things I was really proud of, I showed him some pictures. No response for weeks and then he said, "yeah not bad. I mean, your brothers a lot better though." #thatwascold
When I got my first drivers license, I was embarrassed by the picture. My dad looked and said, "aw sweetie this is a great picture!" I said I had tried so hard and I really wanted to look pretty, so he said, "but then you wouldn't look like you!" #thatwascold
Sometimes when I tell people I have severe scoliosis and they don't seem to believe me, I joke, "I honestly look like Esmeralda had a baby with Quasimodo."
And more than once I've heard, "Esmeralda? I don't see that." #thatwascold
My thin, gorgeous best friend in high school would complain that she was so fat and looked like a whale, so I'd say, "if you think you're a whale, then what do you think I am!?" All I got was, "oh... Well....." #thatwascold
Found myself working on a project with a beautiful woman, too young for me. Seemed she was acting a bit flirty, which made me nervous. Eventually she turns to me, eyes flashing, voice confessional. My heart races. "I'll bet you used to be really hot" #ThatWasCold
@JoeTalkShow @mkhammer TRAINER: "Y'know, I think you're improving!" ME: (flexing) "REALLY? y' mean I'm looking stronger?" TRAINER: "Well, it's not obvious but they say when you gain MUSCLE mass you lose BRAIN mass and...well...I definitely notice THAT...." #ThatWasCold.
It was a “two hat and three pairs of gloves” kinda day, but I had to take advantage of a day off of work to knock out some extra miles. 79 to go! #thatwascold #roadto3000 🎄
Blew by my 2000 mile goal a few months ago, so I set my sights on 3000. It was looking like a sure thing a month ago, but then I took 9 days off after my #turkeytrotmarathon. Now I’ve only left myself 8 days to do the final 95 miles. Time to buckle up 🤪
My ex said if he was with me for my looks he wouldn't be with me at all #thatwascold
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