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@christinaqi Easy to correct: stiff 'em if they're late more than say two minutes. Block them if more 🤨 #ThatllLearnEm
I’ve got two kids for a lunch detention today. I’ve decided to violate the Geneva Conventions by having them listen to Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” on loop for the entire 27 minutes they’re with me. #ThatllLearnEm #LetsGoBarbieLetsGoBarbie
To solve kids being angry with all electronic devices they should all be forced to use dial up until the age of 21. #ThatllLearnEm
Speaking of plants.
We ate a whole bunch of them earlier.
#ThatllLearnEm
@Pot_Pizza_Pinot How old is he? Get a three-year-old to call him an old man and see how he likes it. #ThatllLearnEm
They’re home! So glad I managed to throw up on two rugs whilst they were away! Grandmeow didn’t spot it so it had dried on nicely! #thatlllearnem #neverleavemeagain #CatsofTwitter
In honour of No Bra Day, here's a couple of tits hanging out
@johnharris1969 Impotence ? IMPOTENCE ? *lobs multi million dollar missiles at deserted aerodrome* #ThatllLearnEm
Finally Friday 🙏 time for a cocktail in our basement bar we think 🍸🍹#thatlllearnem #cocktails #friyay
when you really don't want to add a blurb quote but marketing insist #thatlllearnem
@Agrimilk Garden fence in the way & just me here😭 Still, was about to drag it far enough to strap old blue to the mower #thatlllearnem
@HantsFireDogs @Portchester28 let me know when you need a 999 call and just smash through the selfish nimwits cars #ThatllLearnEm
If England don't score at least 4 then the team should be paint-balled in their cocks. #ThatllLearnEm #ENGMAL #England
Ever see someone smoking while pumping gas and you hope a tiny part of them catches fire just for being stupid? #thatllLearnEm
@Nien_Nunb I'm boycotting so hard I've booked midnight screenings. And have a load of toys. #ThatllLearnEm
On strike having threatened the gits with going back to work full time and sending them to a childminder everyday til 6. #thatlllearnem
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