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#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork Even though I have to drive about 45 miles each way, gas is much cheaper there. I save 50 cents per gallon by buying gas there, so I only get it on work days.
#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork is your mama.
#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork The drive home.
#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork Messing with the customers.
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#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork Bathroom breaks. Everyone knows I don't smoke, so I don't get smoke breaks.
#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork is the beers after
Roundin' up them little dogies out on the range
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#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork Is leaving work..๐๐คญ
#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork When Susan in HR asks me if I know what harassment means and I simply say HER-ASS-MENT A WHOLE LOT TO ME
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#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork I don't have a radio at home because there is no reception here. I get to listen to music when I'm driving. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm not a bad steering wheel drummer.
Going out for lunch and not coming back
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Intentionally annoying my co-workers
#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork seeing the place burn down.. ๐คฃ๐
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People see you having fun Just a-lying in the sun Tell them that you like it this way It's the work that we avoid And we're all self-employed We love to work at nothing all day
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#TheBestPartOfGoingToWork Effacing the ancient chirogrpahs of diabolical guile, obvs.
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