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We need a transparency revolution. There should be no power without accountability, and true accountability requires transparency.
Too funny not to pass on:
I just got here to see my Momma, and oh, she's in a mood. They wanna change her pants cuz she got food all over them and she says oh sure so you can see my balls? Omg! She hates the wheelchair, boot, and not being mobile.
#ENDALZ #TheThingsTheySay
Talking to the eldest about his grandmother today, and her fading memory.
He reassured me that he is 'a really good rememberer' so if I needed any help remembering things that he would step up ๐ฅฒ
#AlzheimersDisease #TheThingsTheySay #ProudMama
KP: I'm really proud of how you looked after your little brother yesterday; you even gave him your crisps because he didn't like the ones he'd chosen for himself. That was really kind.
6yo: [Proud smile] Yeah ...and I can move big rocks too!
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#parenting #TheThingsTheySay
Mommy, put your hands up. Says the #toddler.
"I love you all the way up there and back." #kids #momlife #thethingstheysay
6yo took one look at my passport photo today and said:
"Mami, you need a new passport. You look different now. You've grown up."
And I desperately fought the urge to directly blame him and his brother for that fact ๐
#MumLife #ParentTwitter #Job4Life #TheThingsTheySay
I overheard one of my first grade music babies in the hall today say, โ*gasp* look, thereโs Miss M! She wears makeup!โ
So, get your autographs because Iโm a celebrity now.๐
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#teacherlife #funny #thethingstheysay #localcelebrity #willis #musiceducation #music #fun #passion
@Pixie1985vegan 'If everyone went veggie / vegan we'd be over-run with animals'.
'How do you know vegetables don't feel pain?'.
'If farm animals weren't happy they wouldn't put on weight'. #TheThingsTheySay ๐
@Pixie1985vegan I've had that, and this one, several times: "If we didn't eat animals they'd go extinct". #TheThingsTheySay ๐
I had to use store bought playdoh & were upset at its inferior quality. They asked how I made mine. After explaining one child said โyou need to add a little whiskey to the recipe.โ I most definitely have a favorite student now. I โค๏ธ primary.
#library #thethingstheysay
Last night I pointed out to my son the large, full, moon shining through our sitting room window.
"Wow," he said, "that is whiter than Americans think Jesus is."
#TheThingsTheySay
@MaryGR65 @BettinaSRoss1 @cocobelladoodle whaaaaaat Mary!!! You were in the supermarket? If you can get to the supermarket you can get your lazy ass into work!!! #thethingstheysay #longcovid Translation= I may look ok but i am struggling with an awful disease so don't judge me tyvm!
โLucy, mommy is not God. Or Jesus. She doesnโt control the weather.โ And so my 8yo put me in my place thus ending my goddess complex forever. #mom #momlife #kids #thethingstheysay #momsense
I had a student send me a message saying he did not Google Meet today, but it was ok because he was not upsaid. #thethingstheysay #earlyyearsteacher
#TheThingsTheySay....one of our relatives who hadnโt seen me for over a year said to my wife โโEamonnโs failed.โ I hope she meant I have lost weight and that I donโt look like the divil.โ @unawalsh54 @cargancampbell @TedSmyth @Liamhannaway1 @keeperlit @MiriamOCall @JudeHill_utv
I seem to be raising a tiny Alan Bennett.
#thethingstheysay #andnowhereweare #outofthemouthsofbabes #werenearlythere https://t.co/r65uh23NZb
Looking at careers in tutor time today "Miss, Miss, you can become a Corona and get paid ยฃ20000" I'm like ๐ค๐ค๐ค I think you mean "coroner" ๐๐๐ #TheThingsTheySay
@SorelosersfanMo @SoreLosersShow @RadioLunchbox @sznraymundo @ProducerEddie The reply from Lunch was hysterical!! I love this podcast. #thethingstheysay
My youngest daughter is home sick today. Her idea of resting is watching #littlemermaid for the 100th time. I tell her that #littlemermaid was my favorite movie when I was young and it came out when I was 10. Her response โyou had a tv?โ ๐ #thethingstheysay
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