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Y'all that's off work today...so?? 😂😂
Nah but enjoy. It's just a regular work day for me.
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And lo, here’s hoping plagues of frogs, locusts and very painful boils descended on the shoplifting customer who pocketed Clarissa’s dear little silver toastrack today, having emptied it of the invitation cards it was displaying…. #TheJoysofRetail
First time I’ve not worked Black Friday, and I’ll be honest… I’ve really missed it! Can’t beat the buzz #BlackFriday #TheJoysOfRetail
@KissFMUK @perrikiely @Jordan_Banjo @Jordan_Banjo and @perrikiely lifting my mood this morning preparing me to go to work and deal with the general public who get more miserable and rude around this time of the year #Thejoysofretail
I found this hairy mess behind the long life milk today. Just as well I did, it looks like it was due to grow legs and make a run for it. #thejoysofretail


Getting some right zombies through the door today!Get me home!
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#hatshopproblems
Customer: So do you know when your summer collection is coming in?
Me: *is standing in front of a wall full of straw hats* ...
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I just have one of those faces that looks like it hasn’t been yelled in enough. #thejoysofretail
A customer got upset with me because i went for a piss during a neverending queue #thejoysofretail
Just got spoken to like crap cos someone asked me where the lipglosses where in boots as I was walking through “Sorry I don’t work here” apparently is the wrong answer 🙄 don’t know how I am going to survive this ten day stint at work 🙃 #thejoysofretail
@poppymoppet When I worked in a record store a customer asked if those kids on the sleeve of Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy were actually the Who when they were kids. #TheJoysOfRetail
You know there's no hope when the Woolworths product search can't even find it ...
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#Thejoysofretail - customer walks into shop, I greet her, she says hello back.
Customer - "Do you work here?"
Inner me - "funnily enough, I do cos I don't make a habit of greeting random people in shops that I don't work in".
Outer me - "yes I do" 😁 🙄
Customer: can I try these trainers on?
Me: yeah, no problem. What size are you?
Customer: I don't know.
Me: What size are those? (Pointing to customers trainers.
Customer: I don't know
Me:..........
#whataday #thejoysofretail
I love Christmas, it brings out the best in people....NOT! I've been told off twice in the space of 2 minutes off by jolly customers!!....And a merry Christmas to you too! 😚🖕 #bitemytongue #thejoysofretail
@MattCardle @HippodromeLDN Would love to go but not a cat in hells chance of me getting time off work so close to Xmas #thejoysofretail 😢
Had the rudest customer at work today to the point that if I'd of been serving her any longer I'd of been in tears.. #TheJoysOfRetail 👍🏼😂
Also had a customer complain about a product but then buy it and also complain I was too skinny 🤔🙄 you alright? #thejoysofretail
Officially got my work schedule together...now I can plan 2 catch my girl @cocomontrese in a show soon...#TheJoysOfRetail #JanetFever #Vegas
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