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"she advised she was waiting for the police to arrive and she had even put on a bra to go to jail"
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“Ain’t that some shit that they can deep fry ice cream?” #ThingsHeardAtWork
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"Imagine walkin' around with red hair and thinking you're cool." #ThingsHeardAtWork
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“No I’m wearing Michael Khors”
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@Worst_Hero_Ever True. But I think #thingsheardatwork needs the occasional out of context thing that makes you stop and go... What?
#thingsheardatwork ‘flopping does not equal consent’
“My Little Pony’s have tramp stamps.” #thingsheardatwork
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“Just think , our generation is the only generation that will have lived in the Years with consecutive numbers like 01/01/01 or 02/02/02 all the way to 12/12/12”
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#thingsheardatwork "Can you find me how much a rattlesnake costs?" ... why you want one ... "No just need the price of one, and make sure its diamond back"
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Server: "No we are not, ma'am we're closed on Thanksgiving"
Phone Call: "Oh I'm surprised, I didn't think Asians are Christians, thank you, goodbye"
Server: "..."
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Also good news guys polygamy isn’t that bad bc men are more sexual than women.
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*Unintelligible child babbling*
Abra Kadabra chocolate milk!
*More babbling*
Later
Abra Kadabra poke you in the face!
"Well maybe He shouldn't have called them sons of bitches , but they are hahahahaha." #ThingsHeardAtWork
"I thought we had put racism behind us when Obama was President." #ThingsHeardAtWork
Today I learned that Alpaca hair is 60% warmer than wool. #thingsheardatwork. #themoreyouknow thanks for this Rachel 😂😂
"WTF is platonic? That sounds like something you order at Starbucks. Wait, is that when friends don't have sex?" #ThingsHeardAtWork
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