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Kids 3-5 are at an after school birthday party.
I arrive after party is going.
Kid number 3 runs up to me...
โMama, donโt be surprised if I throw up in my bed. Iโve had A LOT of sugar.โ
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My 3yr old asks me why unicorns have a peepee on their head. #thingsmykidsay
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During potty training daughter told me "mom, I didn't pee on myself I was just sweating a whole lot!" ๐๐
Yeah, like online dating is such a good idea. You could meet your serial killer husband there! - Karlee 11 yrs old #thingsmykidsay #bsandv
Miles: can you cause the show.
Me: you mean pause.
Miles: pause, you mean like the scratchy part of a dogs feet? (Paws)
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