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Nah. That’s a weak excuse LMAOO if your friend jumps off a bridge, you jumping too??
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@kympossible3 In my defense that roundabout was new , I copied the person in front of me 😅
“You should never speak ill of the dead, they dont have a right of reply
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My father had a saying “Tisn’t a bad day if there’s enough blue to make a sailors collar” … it’s that kind of a day in #WestCork , didn’t that generation have a lovely way of saying things #ThingsMyparentssaid

“Did you see that on ‘The Twitter’? Steph Curry hit 105 threes in a row! How does he do that? That’s... I mean that’s even better than me.”
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@Cocolaboca #ThingsMyParentsSaid: #GrowingUpInOhio "We don't (one doesn't) mow the lawn on Sundays until after 10am" to be polite to the #neighbors.
There I just said it - “I don’t care what the other parents do, I just want my children to follow the assembly rules” in response to “no one else will read the rules like you did” @KilcloonPrincip @TessGi #BecomingmyMother #Thingsmyparentssaid #homeschool #Lockdownparenting
Watching biggest hits of the 90s with the boys. The music of my teenage years. Resisting the urge to say things like “now this is music” and “the original is the best” and sounding like my parents when I used to cringe! #thingsmyparentssaid #90steen
"You're costing me a fortune in Strepsils" 🤣😂
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"Use your head for something more than an ear separator.”
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns”
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Dad: "Is that your age or your IQ?”
Tried cauliflower tots for lunch. Big nope. Only way to consume them is by covering them in cheese, bacon and sour cream. Which I did because those little nuggets of nasty were expensive, and kids are still starving in Africa. #thingsmyparentssaid #TuesdayThoughts
"We can hang some shelves right here. That would be a fun little Saturday project!" #ThingsMyParentsSaid #ThingsISayNow
Dad: "How come no more sun?"
Mom: "It's sleeping" 😂😭😂 #thingsmyparentssaid
2 toddlers, easy. Add a newborn & I'm off my game. Heard myself yelling "I don't say things to hear myself talk" today. #ThingsMyParentsSaid
@wmchammer33 if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck #Patriots #ThingsMyParentsSaid
@rakoto10 @travturner22 @Hookemcougs So if @HawsP jumped off a cliff you would do it too? #thingsmyparentssaid
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