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She slept in til 6:25! #thingsonlyparentssay
She's wandering around naked with a jar of caterpillars. #ThingsOnlyParentsSay
Did you just throw that hot dog down the stairs? #ThingsOnlyParentsSay
"Hey, quit drinking your bath water!"
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Doing laundry at 1am because my son projectile pooped on my bed comforter. #thingsonlyparentssay #thankslittleman
"Seriously? I mean really - it's all fun and games until I need pair of pliers to pull goldfish crackers out of your nose"
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#thingsonlyparentssay "Why are there teeth marks in the stick of butter?" (add yours) *Things only parents say*
I've just sat the kids down for dinner and said "eat your food and no arguing. I don't care who starts it's cause I'll finish it" #ThingsOnlyParentsSay I'm turning into my dad π€¦ββοΈ
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"DO NOT DYE THE DOG'S FUR!" #thingsonlyparentssay
βDonβt stand on the hummus, dear.β #ThingsOnlyParentsSay
"Stop pretending to be a spaniel, give your brother his socks back & get into bed, no, YOUR bed."
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Things only parents say: βIt wasnβt poop...it was only caramel.β #ThingsOnlyParentsSay #dadlife
"Don't lick the mirror, it's time for bed."
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"Don't eat Daddy's freckles." #ThingsOnlyParentsSay
"No, don't lick that door. Don't make me come and get you!" #ThingsOnlyParentsSay
"Quit breathing on my food"
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