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"I don't think play-doh makes a mold for weiners" #ThingsOverheardAtWork
[2:30 AM] Coworker talking to a routine caller on the phone: “Put the gun down and just stay inside.”
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“Very rarely do people put 2 lbs of lasagna on a plate”
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“If I can control my attitude and what my face does when you talk, you can control your voice.” #thingsoverheardatwork
#ThingsOverheardAtWork that I wish I could make into Vines:
* Cedric! Stop Vaping! I can see you!
* "You don't look 30!" "Of course not, shes a lesbian."
* looks at cookie, screams
“I mean cocaine wasn’t the worst drug I tried” #thingsoverheardatwork
"That's what life's about... Hoe's and hand jobs!" M.G. #thingsoverheardatwork
“My face smells like a cupcake.” #ThingsOverheardAtWork
“If I was gonna kill my self listening to any song it’d be honeybee by steam powered giraffe” #thingsoverheardatwork
“Hello there, is the Alderman enjoying his grouse?” #yesterdayslunch #thingsoverheardatwork #onlymyplace 😂
Kid: "Cat. Do you work tomorrow?"
Me: "No. Why?"
Kid: "I don't know.. I just really enjoy it when you work..."
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“I would totally marry Jose. He seems like a good man with a lot of debt.”
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#ThingsOverheardAtWork “If you’re not going to be a sharp dressed man, you better own a Harley.”
Counseling services are available to all civil servants with a maximum of 6 sessions. Unless you are a supervisor, in which case you get unlimited sessions.
lol #thingsoverheardatwork
"Hey, did you hear about that family in California who had their 13 children chained to the wall?
.. I wonder how they filed their taxes."
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QOTD: I haven’t met a mozzerella stick I didn’t like!!! #thingsoverheardatwork
#thingsoverheardatwork "your computer is possessed, I can't help you"
“It’s so pretty, but so thick...” #thingsoverheardatwork
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