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#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone 1) Hold on my mom is calling me 2) My battery dying I gotta charge my phone
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone hold up my mom calling me
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone my phone is about to die always works
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone I Think My Phone About To Die *Suddenly Hangs Up Phone And Put It In Airplane Mode* Lol
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#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone I was molested and I liked it..
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#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone I have a text I'll call you back
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Me - YESSSS
ME - COMING MOM !
*My mom aint call me*
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone my proctologist is calling me . I have to let you go.
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone "A guy at the door says he's a Community Organizer. Gotta hang up so I can Mace him repeatedly. Bye! :-) "
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone I have to go cremate my grandma.
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone I recently devolved type two diabetes and need to take my insulin
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone -There is an Anti-#Islam Video I have 2 Watch On YouTube.
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Sorry gotta go, it's the fourth quarter and Kobe just turned into the Black Mamba. #ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone #UsuallyNotALie
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone - I have to go take care of the kids!
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#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone - I am running out to buy a few Cigars!
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#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone *run and plugs guitar into amp and plays really damn loud* DA FUCK MAN! DUDE! I'm in the middle of recording!😈
#ThinkOfALieToGetOffThePhone "Gotta go...I'm modeling hats!"
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