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Being able to sleep in my bed when it’s actually night time is such a luxury for me now. #thirdshiftprobs
I was trying to fall asleep when I heard that I got an email. So I decided to check it and saw that my dice from @dieharddice are arriving today and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW?! I'm SO excited! I'm probably just gonna go sleep by the mailbox now.
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Bitches see nice weather and want to grill out and day drink...it’s me. I’m bitches. But I have to work tonight😩😷 #workflow #workgrind #hospitalworker #thirdshiftprobs
You know you look like shit when you walk into Benchwarmers and they say “are you here for a carry out order” “nope lady I just look like death okay” #thirdshiftprobs #givemeabeer
Because we are a family with a cop and a nurse, we did Christmas today. Merry Christmas!! #thirdshiftprobs
Celebrated 2 years of #marriage with this guy tonight 💗 We had a nice #dinner at Commonwealth Bistro...and then I fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours 😓 I’m so grateful for @chriseden273!!! #thirdshiftprobs #Anniversary

Someone seriously sent it thru the VFW and my passed out ass didn’t hear a thing #thirdshiftprobs
Sooo is 7am too early for a glass of wine?
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There's no such thing as fast food. Wasting away and writing scripts in my head in the drive thru #amnewsers #thirdshiftprobs
When you choose napping over getting up & looking decent for work. 😂 #thirdshiftprobs

Playing one of my favorite games which is : how many mg of melatonin will I have to take before I get any sleep?
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Some shitty things happened last week but overall I have been very happy with the way life is going. Obviously there is always room for improvement but having a positive outlook is always the key to success! #happythursday #itsonlymywednesday #thirdshiftprobs 🙃😊🙌🏻
Went to bed at 8am and I just woke up. #thirdshiftprobs
My neighbor is hammering the wall that connects to my bedroom and someone's mowing the lawn right outside my window #thirdshiftprobs
Wine and pizza! For breakfast? #thirdshiftprobs
Fell asleep after a long day next to Joseph, woke up and he was gone. 😢 #thirdshiftprobs
I am not used to this early morning bs 😫 #thirdshiftprobs
I'm hungry but I need to take a nap before work. Ugh #thirdshiftprobs
Making Mac and cheese at 7:54 am and it seems completely normal #thirdshiftprobs
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