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hereโs what the PJEG guys think of Higa ๐
#Honest #ThisIsAllTrue #DontListenToTheHaters #HigaKnows #DanganronpaAnother #TheBestCharacterFromDRA #IsNow #TheBestPJEGCharacterToo
I met a pirate! "Why the wooden leg?"
"Arr! T'was a cannonball!"
"Why the hook?"
"Arr! T'was chopped with a cutlass!"
"Why the eye-patch?"
"Arr! A seagull shit in ma eye!"
"Erm... Seagull shit in your eye and blinded you?"
"Arr! T'was first day wi ma hook!" #ThisIsAllTrue
Gutted the assisted dying bill has been voted down.
If I wanted assisted dying I'd simply walk into my local rough pub, approach a meathead and tell him his pint is a poof! #ThisIsAllTrue
At church today @PastorAlexLove was talking about Christmas.
He told us that Jesus Christ was gonna be called Brian til Mary stubbed her toe. #ThisIsAllTrue
I hear @PastorAlexLove has informed all his 8 wives that he will be partaking in Dry January.
He's not giving up quaffing the communion wine, he just can't be bothered with foreplay. ##ThisIsAllTrue
I LOVE walking past the school playground and seeing the little kids running, jumping and screaming.
They don't know my shotgun is loaded with blanks! #ThisIsAllTrue
I was on a heist last night! Head guy turned to one of the lads and says: "Donkey! We burst in, you zip tie the staff!"
Me: "Why does he call you Donkey?"
Him: "I dunno. Ee-aw, ee-aw ee always calls me that!" #ThisIsAllTrue
Dear @PastorAlexLove
They found the sex doll that Sister @SarahAndCo3 gave you for Christmas! You were hunting high and low for it!
It's in Germany! It still has the Christmas tag and photographs of famous places it's been!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle ๐
#ThisIsAllTrue
โDead bodyโ found in woods turns out to be sex doll after five hour manhunt https://t.co/n3zS7zUxAJ
Hey Mistress @AlexVicia
It's just been reported on the local news that, following her works drinks from 10am this morning, @SarahAndCo3 has been found with a RABBIT up her BOTTOM!
She is also going to have a sex change!
Please now call them WARREN!
#ThisIsAllTrue
@SarahAndCo3 Funny how you wait til Iโm asleep before you post all these exaggerations.
#ThisIsAllTrue
@AlexVicia @SarahAndCo3 Sez is only 4 foot 6 and has a limp. She has her furniture made especially small!
#ThisIsAllTrue
Off to bed with my 71 girlfriends who are also my wives cos Mimi-Aerola DuPont (centre) has her bus welderโs exam tomorrow and Agnes (right) has an appointment with an orthopaedic surgeon
#ThisIsAllTrue
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@SarahAndCo3 @AlexVicia @grok And you are very good at romance scams, Sez. You had me believing you were Ben Shepard for a bag of gummy bears and my last Rolo!
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