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when you have back-to-backs, so you wear your soccer jersey to your baseball practice 🥰 #thisiseight
My beautiful warrior princess is eight 💖 She is sunshine with a little hurricane ☀️ 🌪️ I love her beyond the stars, and am so proud of how far we have come.
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Came home to this 🤖 and excited to find out what this robot can do! Looks like besides making beep-beep-boop sounds and laughing…no cooking👩🍳or cleaning 🧼 Hmm 🤔, wonder if it’s too late to trade her in for a newer model? 🤣 @WholeFoods #thisiseight #summershenanigans
What a night!! The leafs may have lost but in this guys eyes it was the biggest win of his life seeing his favourite team up close!!! #torontomapleleafs #dreamscancometrue #bestnightofhislife #thisiseight
All we want for Christmas is PYRO🔥 Finally getting to share @trans_siberian fiery & hard-rocking concert with Elena🎄🎵 #thisiseight #makingmemories
OK, we caved this year, & just days before Christmas! 🤦🏻♀️😂 Elena says she believes “Spice” has the magic of Christmas in her heart & has found her home with our family. ❤️🪄🎄Guess we can’t be upset about that sweet thought! 🥰#thisiseight #makingmemories #christmastime
How it started. How it’s going. #ThisIsEight
(and I’m still so sorry my first ever photo with you was wearing a Queen mask while also wearing a Queen T. HBD my dear Otis)
Me: You need to get out of bed and put on your clothes.
Fiona: OR!! I could turn my room into a comedy club so wild you'd have to call the cops.
Me: ...
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This moment right here is EVERYTHING! 🤩💕 A reminder that we should all go into every new experience with a child-like excitement and wonder! #thisiseight #enjoythemoment #thelightpark
Fiona, coming down the stairs in the morning (to nobody in particular): “Amateur Hour is over, people!” #ThisIsEight
Fiona: “What do you think dad and Quinn are doing at Princeton Playspace?”
Me: “Well, Quinn is probably playing, and dad’s probably on his phone or talking to the other parents.”
Fiona: “What do you think the moms are asking him? Like, ‘Are you single?’” #ThisIsEight
Me: “Listen. I want to tell you something: you’re a pretty smart and amazing kid.”
Fiona: “Thanks. And I want to tell YOU something: the U.S. government allows up to one rodent hair in every 2.5 ounces of peanut butter sold.”
Me: …
Fiona: “What? They DO!”
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Me: I learned some slang from my students today. Have you ever heard anyone say ”That’s slay” or ”That’s bussin’ “?
Fiona, boredly: Yes. But those are Old People words.
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F: Mom? Mom!...This is really important!
Me: OK. What is it?
F: Do you have access to human growth hormones?
Me: This was an urgent question?
F: Or at least bovine growth hormones?
Me: What?
F: A kid at camp taught me to clone myself.
Me: What is happening right now?
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Me, struggling with something online: “This new interface is a recipe for disaster.”
Fiona ambiently in the background: “You know what else is a recipe for disaster? Jaywalking.”
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Cheers to ECONSOC 🥂 and its continuous search for not merely outstanding economists of the land, but also leaders of the future! 🏆
#ThisIsEight♾
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Poster by: Risha Colada and Kath Ballena
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Things I’ve said to my kids this week:
“I don’t care if it’s alliteration; you have to stop saying ‘feces.’”
“I’ve told you before: I am not an expert on copyright law.”
“Stop pantsing me!”
#thisiseight #thisisone
At the pool…
Me: Look at all the kids here today.
Fiona: I’d rather just spend time with you.
Me: Aww.
Fiona: Because in a few years I probably won’t want to. At all.
#thisiseight #cold
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