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When you date someone who becomes a Manager. Then they start looking at you like an employee who should be more efficient...
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The words, all the words and all the sentences that my 3.5 year old now knows and speaks... I'm thinking about them as I miss her while it's almost home time for her and I'm at work...
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I'm amazed that my almost 3.5 yo knows the word 'disgusting' and can use it correctly!
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We finally got our 'decor' up by the middle of #Ramadan 😁 Little Lioness contributed ❤
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A little attempt at creating our own #Ramadan decor plus keeping Little Lioness busy... first time "painting" at home too... #ToddlerLife #MomLife #CraftsAtHome #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor
My daughter went to bed early today so I'm "celebrating" by making banana bread for the first time. #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor
Going to college online is just like high school since I have to self teach myself everything #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor
A new dimension of #MomGuilt: I accidentally kicked a wooden tile that my toddler had left on the floor under the dishwasher. Tried to get it out with the broom handle but no luck. In fact, I pushed it even further! Feel so bad! #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor #Parenting
So that late night cup of coffee was obviously a mistake. But did my toddler really have to wake up and keep me company? #Tired #LongDay #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor
Seriously considering shifting to my toddler's crib 😑 #MomLife #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor #INeedMySpace
Trust my toddler to break things nobody thinks are breakable #MomLife #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor #Surprises
In a brave and desperate attempt, I'm attending a two hour toddler parenting session...by myself...while my husband looks after our daughter. Gulp.
I don't know which part is scarier.
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Day 626. We’re at the lake/park and my daughter only wants to play near the parkour training area. Um. #Parenting #ThisIsntWhatISignedUpFor
Third jet lagged day back in NZ with a toddler with extremely messed up sleep and wanting just her mama and I’m just T. I. R. E. D.
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